Hummingbird Vasectomy

The act of taking a caprisun straw from the packet, jamming it into your partners urethra while handcuffed to show your little wings flapping as you suck the nut deep from within the genitals.

"Did you hear about Mark and Milly's new bedroom passtime? he said that sometimes she likes to give him a hummingbird vasectomy to make him feel like a pretty flower."

by goatfetus June 23, 2023

Hummingshark

A cross between a hummingbird and a shark.

Hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky. Jardoolian Moron is selling hummingshark merch right now.

by Octopimp16 December 21, 2018

Hummingbird

A deep rim job where the tounge is inserted far into the recipients ass hole

Jim couldn't wait for Tom to give his quivering asshole a hummingbird.

by Chaunpop November 5, 2011

humusdingis

What you say to a male friend when you see a very good looking female who you could describe as having the perfect body. (She has the whole package)

Male person walks past a hot lady with a mate n says: humusdingis.

Male persons friend: WOW

by Matty (The Fonz) October 11, 2006

Hummusnivorous

A person who is addicted to Hummus.

A Hummusnivorous man went to Publix and stole all the Sabra Hummus.

by Hummusfier July 13, 2009

humming bear

A humming bear is when one gives a blow job to a very hairy individual.

Hey, Suzy...do I have any hairs in my teeth? I just gave Bob a humming bear. He's a real life Sasquatch down there.

by taradise September 1, 2014

Hamusing

Hamusing is something that is both funny (ha) and makes you think (muse).

Steve is such a douche, but his comments are somehow deep and funny at the same time. They’re very Hamusing and it makes me want to have his babies.

by Wynnedalf October 9, 2019