relative humidity

The sweat that rolls off of your back while banging your sister-in-law.

The relative humidity was 100% while I tapped dat ass.

by trig February 16, 2005

Skank nasty humid and hot

Term used to describe weather that is way too humid and hot for comfort, like Alabama in the middle of August.

John-"How's the weather in Alabama?"
Sharon-"It's skank nasty humid and hot."

by aumd87 September 26, 2008

go down to your humid grass

a phrase used to shun someone for liking something that you don't

usually accompanied by pushing the person being shunned

Person 1: "Man, it is so humid!"

Person 2: "I like it when it is humid."

Person 1: "DO YOU? Then go down to your humid grass!" *shove*

by J. Robinson May 11, 2009

relative humidity

when someone is getting it on physically with one of their relative.

Leave my cousin and I alone in a room for 5 minutes and the relative humidity will get so high our pants get all wet.

by aris00 September 9, 2011

Humid as a Hare's Ass

A nonsensical, Appalachian southern phrase. Usually uttered when humidity is 80 percent or more, commonly in Tennessee or surrounding states.

Red: Damn, it's humid as a hare's ass out here! Must be gettin' ready to rain soon!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 6, 2025

Relative Humidity

Is the sweet dripping off your balls, while you are banging your first cousin.

Do I really need to put Relative Humidity in a sentence?

by D.A.Stork March 21, 2023

Relative-Humidity

Relative-Humidity (Rel-a-tiv Hue-mid-uh-Tee)

1. noun the amount of water vapor present in air expressed as a percentage of the amount needed for saturation at the same temperature.

2. adjective the measurement of saturation that is greater than or equivalent to the sweat you are profusely precipitating from your ball sack expressed as an percentage in your cousins ass where it has accumulated

1. (e.g.: The Alabama weather man said "Cross state you gonna see a hella-high chance of hunded pa cent Relative-humidity.")

2. (e.g.: The Alabama weather man said "Cross state you gonna see a hella-high chance of hunded pa cent Relative-humidity.")

Roll Tide

by Christopher Durnsy September 10, 2023