The Holden Jackaroo is a medium sized SUV produced by GM Daewoo. Holden Jackaroos are most commonly found broken down and abandoned on the side of the road thanks to the ultra unreliable 4JX1 diesel/steam engine that Isuzu decided to fit in them.
Some owners believe their Jackaroo's can be taken off-road despite the fact a Holden Barina puts them to shame both on and off-road, let alone a real 4x4. This common misbelief is due to the vehicles semi-impressive suspension flex, which can be attributed to the soft pine chassis that was jointly developed by Ikea and Isuzu.
Most Jackaroo owners have moved onto more reliable and safer forms of transport such as hitchhiking with Ivan Millat, the rest are broke and stuck with it.
Some owners believe their Jackaroo's can be taken off-road despite the fact a Holden Barina puts them to shame both on and off-road, let alone a real 4x4. This common misbelief is due to the vehicles semi-impressive suspension flex, which can be attributed to the soft pine chassis that was jointly developed by Ikea and Isuzu.
Most Jackaroo owners have moved onto more reliable and safer forms of transport such as hitchhiking with Ivan Millat, the rest are broke and stuck with it.
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