hot carl

When you take a shit in a tube sock and smack someone in the face with it.

No one ever really liked john, so one day we just decided to hot carl him.

by coarfest September 05, 2006

Hot-Carl

A hot carl is when you are taking a shit and getting off while your girl gives you head (preferably while on the toilet).
(It is NOT taking a shit on someone's face, whether or not there's plastic wrap!!!)

I insisted on being given a Hot-Carl, but my girlfriend thought it was too disgusting.

by deej February 18, 2005

Hot-Carl

When you take a shit on somebody's chest

Oh my god, when Bruce was sleeping last night, I gave him a hot carl, he was so pissed when he woke up

by Buck Buck March 24, 2005

Hot Carl

Placing a bag over another persons head and shiting on it.

Jessie: I so want you to hot Carl me.
Jeffery: WORD?!!

by Tough Guy 1 May 25, 2008

Hot-Carl

Hoticus maximus (anglo Saxson for Hot-Carl)L: When said giver deficates (Shit-piss) into large tube sock. When preperations are compleate the sock is slung and recipiants face. Thus a hot carl has been preform.

Drive by hot carling is in order for tonights path of chaos.

by Karl Plug March 02, 2005

Hot-Carls

The act of fucking someone in the ass then proceding to have the recipient suck you dick with shit all over it.

"Yo Luke B. gave me a Hot-Carl"
"Eww. you sick mother fucker"

" Wut it only cost me a dollar."

by Fatty April 02, 2005

Hot Carl

When a guy fucks a girl and cums inside her, then she stands over his chest and let's the cum drip out of her pussy onto his chest.

I was fuckin Kathy last night and she stood right up and gave me a HOT CARL man!

by gretone December 02, 2016