horta

Being a Horta means that you go to the Gym everyday, but no day is legs day

Dave, have you seen how James has been acting like an Horta?

Yeah its the third week he skips legs day

by Superposeidon June 28, 2017

Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab

A pedophile that lurks in the deepest nether regions of mud puddles. He also very much enjoys to give the good succ to little children still on the clock. Faps to large amounts of loli porn. We love him though because we lack real friends.

Person 1: What's that crusty penis in that elementary school yard mud puddle?
Person 2: That's Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab.

by Girl with a dick June 23, 2018

horta

A silicon-based slightly-flattened-saucy-meatball looking life form that eats rocks, lays large round eggs every 50,000 years, and leaves smooth tunnels wherever it goes. At least one can write simple English sentences thanks to a mind meld with an English speaking Vulcan this one time.

"I hate digging these tunnels, Ralph, wish we had a horta."

by ErrBan May 13, 2021

horday

To be a whore at day with extra R

Leo was such a horday a few hours ago but now that the sun went down, he is okay.

by Horday Handler September 6, 2021

horaayra

skateboarder who makes all the girls fall crazy. Often put on pants that look like airbags. He is very kind and generous. and he has long, weird hair.

Horaayra is may be gay

by 696969sugardaddy November 22, 2021

Horhay

its not horhay, its george

"my name is horhay"

"wtaf-"

by ( ´∀｀ ) abomination December 27, 2024

Hampster Horay

The act of making love to a hampster with a biro

I fucked my hampster so hard it coughed ink! Hampster Horay

by Hampshire3321 October 15, 2008