Tim Horton

A professional hockey player in the NHL who spent most of his career with the Toronto Maple Leafs, also played for the Pittsburgh Penguins, the New York Rangers and the Buffalo Sabres until his untimely demise in a car accident in February of 1974 at the age of 44.
He was also the founder of the hugely successful Tim Hortons donut and coffee chain.

I bet a lot of people have no idea who Tim Horton was.

by nighthawk4u October 23, 2007

Hot Horton

When you tell someone they had better let you do what you want or else you threaten to give this place a “Hot Horton”. This where you drop your pants and drop a load of squishy pickles and use them for monkey poo flinging practice like May 17th, 2018 when a woman from Langley, Canada was caught on camera pooping on floor at Tim Hortons and throwing it at an employee because she was denied the use of the bathroom.

Dad, If you don’t give me the keys to the car, I will thrown down a Hot Horton right here, right now!

by HortonSeesAPoo June 12, 2018

dimitri horton

He is a mant. Very aggressive and feisty mant.

dimitri horton is the mant the mant up.

by XxBigBoy123xX November 12, 2018

hortler

The leader of the not shee party. He killed 6,000,000 jüs in the allshitz constipated camp.

Hale hortler, ma dude
We need to send the jüs to the constipated camp.

by Hortler_the_great October 5, 2017

Hortz

Horrible; bad; faux-pas; something of an ugly nature; an undesirable action; something which is uncalled for

1. That's a hortz t-shirt
2. Invite some people over to the apartment as long as they're not hortz
3. Wearing white socks with a dark suit is just plain hortz

by Sean Rosenberg May 27, 2006

Hortons 500

A term used to describe the act of circling back around through the Tim Hortons drive-thru in NASCAR fashion when the employee at the window messes up your order

Gary drove about 60 laps in the Hortons 500 before he finally got his double double and Boston Cream

by Dipsin February 18, 2020

Tim Hortons

The primary destination in the morning for 80% of Canada's adult population. Every community should have a minimum of two Tim Horton's. You go there so often, the employees already know what to order.

"Welcome to Tim Hortons, can I take your order?"

"Yeah, I'll have a-"

"A medium double-double and a chocolate chip muffin, next window please."

"... thank you!"

by canadianguyeh September 11, 2009