horsed

to be screwed.

We got horsed.

by Real Name September 11, 2003

horsed

to make love, ne to have sex with someone, more commonly someone challenged in the looks department

"You won't believe the slapper I horsed last nite!"

by czuk April 26, 2006

horsedick fucktard

The most beautiful person ever ever ever. A LOVELY GIRL.

she's so lovely, you may even say she's a horsedick fucktard!

by hazelpene October 19, 2010

horsed

verb: meaning having rough sex with a girl when having utter disregard and disrespect for her stritchly for the purpose of self pleasure, trying your best to completely annihilate a chick for sport

i horsed that chick 'til next week, i horsed her mouth until she choked; i horsed that swine so hard she squealed like a pigs

by R Burgandy September 5, 2007

Horsedisease

When a person is freakishly obsessed with horses that it causes them to loose focus on the real world. These people are known to have braided hair and wear cowboy boots when they are clearly not around horses. And they are socially akward.

Girl #1: Why is Heather crying?
Girl #2: Because the horse got shot in the movie...
Girl #1: The guy riding the horse died also!...
Girl #2: She doesn't care about humans...only horses!
Girl #1: Does she have Horsedisease?!?!?
Girl #2: hmmm well shes wearing cowboy boots to school...Oh and she has her hair braided! and she happens to be the most akward person ive ever met...So yeah she must have Horsedisease!
Girl #1: I hear you can't cure that...

by ParrotLuver January 23, 2011

half horsed

A female bearing the strong resemblance of a horse

"Dude check out that bitch she's fucking half horsed."

by Fake Knowledge April 1, 2004

Dead horsed

Dead horsed: the act of performing sexual activity when your partner is passed out and unaware of such. ( not to be confused with rape)

Dude my wife was being such a bitch last night when she passed out I dead horsed the shit out of her!

by prmcgary April 12, 2016