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Hotter than Satan's ballsack 

This is most hot. This condition occurs only when humidity is almost non existent and temperatures reach that of 120 to 130 degrees Fahrenheit. Wearing body armor and gas masks seem unbearable. Small, dark colored pets die seemingly without warning. A great time to make beef jerky out doors.
Hotter than Satan's Ballsack

Yo dog, it be hotter than Satan's ballsack up in this bitch!

It's hotter than Dante's butthole!

Eloquent but highly accurate phrase to describe California heat that is not normal, unnerving, stanky and mother@$!#ing hot!
"It was 111 degrees in the Bay Area today - I'm sure it's hotter than Dante's butthole!"

Hotter than Satan's Ball SACK

The Terms 'Hotter than Satan's Balls' is used when it is unbarably hot outside . Satans balls is approx. 1200 thousands degrres and burns your mouth if you lick it
Stipe: Its hotter than Satan's Ball sack outside

It's hotter than Hitler's ovens in here. 

When you are in an environment that makes sweat because you are so hot.
"Man it's hotter than Hitler's ovens in here."

Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.
V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”

that's so hooker 

Anything that is amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll.

Inspired by Gaga and Born This Way's Hooker on Church Corner.