Homotei

The art of gay martial arts. Founded in 2005 by Jeff M in Toronto.

As with all martial arts, one must warn their attacker three times before use of force.

"Please stop. I know Homotei!
Please stop. I know Homotei!!
Please stop. I know HOMOTEI!!!"

by Rob Chang August 12, 2006

homothug

A man who acts like a gangsta thug but really enjoys male pussy(anal sex).

"Yo you know Montay, that nigga turned into a homothug from going to prision"

by Symone..AKA Ill NANA May 27, 2004

Hooit

The sound someone makes when throwing up; The word used when indicating that something is so gross that it could make you vomit. Pronounced WHO-IT

Boy 1- Oh man! Look at that girl's stomach....it's huge!
Boy 2- Hooit....

by RobinBanx July 7, 2009

homotrump

A 'homotrump' is a male (or female) who is attracted to an orange skinned, puckered lip, fake blond hair, and an attitude of an arsehole, of the same gender.

Garret: I think I like Joey...
Kevin: Joey who?...
Garret: The one with orange skin, blond hair, a little hypocritical-
Kevin: Garret...you're a homotrump?!

by nnaebbae May 25, 2017

hoofter

Hoofter is a homosexual male, who enjoys joking about his gayness bc he is comfortable with his sexuality.

Friend: "Oi ya hoofter"

Homo: "Aye thats me pal, hoofter poofter"

by Hoofter 3000 May 3, 2018

Hobotaku

A person of otaku nature who spends large amounts of time reading manga in the graphic novel section of stores like Borders or Barnes & Noble. They rarely buy anything and are usually sitting in front of sections that people who intend to buy things need to reach.

"Man all I want to do is grab the new volume of Air Gear but that fucking hobotaku has been sitting there reading Naruto all day"

by Covah June 16, 2008

hooktard

Noun:
A profoundly stupid prostitute. Contraction of "hooker" and "retard"

I called an escort service last night. The girl they sent was such a hooktard! She couldn't find my hotel, then she couldn't count the money right and thought I shorted her, then she forgot the condoms!

by bobber222 August 29, 2012