Hooman

A miswritten word of "human" usually used by parrots when talking about their owner.

My pet hooman is great!

by HoosierGamer November 13, 2018

homopaedobeastonnecrophiliac

An individual who likes to "have sex with dead baby animals of the same gender".

"I can't believe Scott fucked a dead baby deer, thats fucking sick, and it was a buck, so he is gay"

by Andrew Dang January 19, 2005

Homopatrierotic

When something is so blatantly pro-American that it borders on homoerotic.

The close-up of Micheal Phelps' face for a full 4 minutes while they played the national anthem was a bit homopatrierotic.

See also: red, white and blue banana hammock.

by Big C 5280 October 12, 2008

Hooman

The actual definition is that it's a name for some Persian men, but it's now more commonly used as a substitute for human, used by animals like dogs, cats, and apparently parrots. It's actually a very cute way of saying it, especially if you use it with a cute voice.

Zis hooman be useless - he will not give meh le cookies.

by Kitsune Aya February 10, 2020

Hoopajoop

An odd object or thingy.

An anal probe is when you stick a hoopajoop up your ass

by Lord Nym August 23, 2003

homopath

1.One who hates homosexuals and everything that has to do with them.
2. Can be used as a comeback against being called a homophob or being called a homo.

I'm not a homophob, I'm a homopath.

by bando92688 November 7, 2008

homopathic

Psychotically homosexual and/or lame.

"Wow, that Chris Crocker sure is a homopath."

"That guy's video blogs are pretty homopathic."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008