Hooker Master

One who has mastered a hooker or hookers; a pimp.

Jim ain't just a pimp, a hookerman, or a playa, he's a true Hooker Master.

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007

hooker bath

To cleanse oneself with baby wipes. Based upon how prostitutes clean up between johns. A variation of a mexican shower.

“I didn’t have time to go home after work, so I took a hooker bath at the office.”

by Harry Michas July 25, 2008

Hookering

When a female who is a hooker is loitering on a person's property. Probably needs a revaginalazation afterwards.

It's so sad the Rachel was hookering at the motel again.

by Noresun2noAmy2 May 30, 2020

Hookers Dozen

A slut who bangs 13 dudes at once by taking 2 cocks in her pussy, and 2 in her asshole, and one cock in each hand, ear and nostril with the final spunk stick filling her pie hole. She of course receives fair financial compensation for such acts thus making her a hooker.

Linda finally achieved the pinacle of professional success last evening when she completed a hookers dozen for the seventh time in one day thus ensuring that her meth habit would continue unabated. The 91 satisfied men were happy to oblige, and all made appointments for the next morning!

by Hugh G Rexshun July 3, 2012

Hooker-book

The running style of a prostitute after she robbed her john and is fleeing the scene. The hooker is usually wearing high heels, a tight skirt and clutching her purse thus almost walk-running with her elbows close to her body so she doesn't fall over.

I saw Crystal hooker-book down Pacific Avenue after a john chased her ass for stealing his wallet.

by La Cuntessa September 11, 2013

Link Tree Hooker

A Link Tree Hooker is usually a women with no real self worth. They are usually to fat or to lazy to be strippers or to ugly for porn. So they are on all the socials promoting their link trees to simps who spend their government assistance money on women who pretend to care what the simp thinks.

All these women have serious Daddy issues.

All these Link Tree Hookers are on my feed advertising "No Friend Requests! DM's Open!"

by Sting6996 June 26, 2022

Heavenly hooker

A chick that not only is amazing in bed, but also will do you for free.

- Did you know Janette was a heavenly hooker?
-Really?
- Yeah, now i can buy an extra kit kat for lunch

by sebish April 13, 2009