Hoofie 

Hoofie, a selfie of your Camel Toe or in which a selfie where you have a horrendous camel toe

"Did you see that picture she took on Instagram"
"Yeah, that was on hell of a Hoofie"

Hoofie by kfxo October 15, 2014

hoovin a shmoovin 

When you’re beaming at a rave and you turn to your pal and exhale deeply in their direction

Are you alright mate?
Yeah I’m ‘Hoovin A Shmoovin’

hoovin a shmoovin by Hoovin December 12, 2017

boy howdy what a rootin tootin hootin hollerin grandma humpin time 

this word means wow, or jeepin' gillickers, wally!

Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!

boy howdy what a rootin tootin hootin hollerin grandma humpin time by Captain Jacqui April 17, 2004

hoofie 

A skank, butt slut, whore, etc. that is usually black (not a requirement) and not at all intelligent (a definite requirement). This word is preferable as it is not considered foul language when used yet seems to get the point across to the opposite party much more effectively. This word is not yet widely used, so many do not know its meaning when it is used. So feel free to elaborate when using the word. Hoofies usually need multiple explanations anyways as they are not the sharpest tools in the shed.

Shut the FUCK up you fucking hoofies!

You are a nasty ass hoofie.

That hoofie has way too much butt sex.

hoofie by Matt Morgan January 3, 2008

Hoopin' 

To Be involved in the game of Basketball

I'm Going (to hoop) or (hoopin') today

Hoopin' by Colin June 18, 2006

Hoofing 

Goat alternative to fisting.

Just saw that goat hoofing ashley in a ditch again, filthy

Hoofing by RGR33 January 12, 2011

Hoopin a D 

To circle around the bay in Bellport Village. One may Hoop the D alone or with the wolf pack. You can sit and stare at the water or you can hoop it and dip. You can pop bottles, stop and get it in, dance, slip on the ice, take a pee, meet up with people, spy on people, drink wine, take pictures of naked people,chill with faces,say hi to Sparta,eat egg sandwiches and dispose of alcohol.

We should be Hoopin a D right now

Hoopin a D by DArealTupac February 18, 2011