Hoodwink Ho

A women who appears naturally beautiful but you soon realized everything is fake and she starts showing her true self (reference scene from the cinematic masterpiece "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"). A Hoodwink Ho typically uses more than 5 beauty enhancing products at a time.....hair extensions, false lashes, padded bra, lip filler, botox, etc....

That bitch peeled off her hair, lashes, and body parts last night. She was a damn Hoodwink Ho.

by everythingsalie February 24, 2023

Hood Winked

When someone gets slapped in the eye by an uncircumcised penis, followed by dragging motion away from the eye.

Did you see that?! That guy hood winked that prostitute!

by KongoJojo June 29, 2011

hoodwicked

to be tricked in a hood or ghetto way

for a woman to ask her man to go somewhere for her but in the process she is with another man! {lady pimp}!!!

by naja a January 16, 2004

hoodwink

When a uncircumsized penis winks at you

He pulled down his pants and his penis gave me a hoodwink...

... its flirting when you hoodwink at people...

.. hoodwinking is a natural phenomenon in adolescent boys when learning about their penis... but make sure that he is the one controlling the winking of his hood..

by horus1349 January 1, 2012

hoodwinks

BAMBEE! a big smartarse gook! ;P

Hoody told me the map waz bigger than stairs :/

by Lindzi February 14, 2004

hoodwink

to be led astray by the "assets" of a butterface.

(walking in a cafeteria as you see an attractive looking girl from behind and she turns around and doesn't look good at all) "I just got hoodwinked by that girl."

by gr8ness T April 27, 2010

Hoodwinker

Barack <b>Hussein</b> Obama

Barack <b>Hussein</b> Obama, the master <strike>baiter</strike> hoodwinker, <strike>baited</strike> hoodwinked people who are constitutionally incapable of thinking for themselves, a.k.a. ObamaBots, into voting for him during the 2008 presidential primary election.

by Bill Ayers, Weather Underground, Member May 24, 2008