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honeymoon 

honeymoon a honeymoon is where a couple who was just married go to be alone and to have sex
jake and bethany said the sex on their honeymoon was great and they enjoyed time away from other people.
honeymoon by AK_Lover August 10, 2004

Honeymoon Salad 

I prefer a honeymoon salad because its simple. It's lettuce alone.
Honeymoon Salad by timbre June 18, 2014
The wedding night after the process by which two homosexual females commit to each other for life. The honeymoon after a gay marriage.
Jane and Janet are going to Maui for their Honeypoon!
Honeypoon by Walter and Gin January 13, 2006

Honeymoon period 

The period (usually two or three weeks) following the purchase of a new electronic gadget, when you are so much in love with your new gizmo that everything about it seems perfect. It doesnt matter how good or bad it actually is, the honeymoon period will always exist (believe it or not, even Vista users had a honeymoon period with their new OS). After the end of the honeymoon period, logic takes over emotion, and you can finally judge your new gadget more objectively, and thus decide whether the purchase was a success or failure. The duration of the honeymoon period is proposal to how good the gadget actually is.
Vista user: “This new Aero environment looks pretty slick, and look at those cool bundled multimedia tools!“

Same vista user, three weeks later: “Vista sucks! What‘s the point of having all those visual effects if the system is dog slow, and the bundled multimedia tools dont support any format that matters, like mp4 or divx avi“ (honeymoon period ended)
Honeymoon period by DimK August 30, 2011

honeycomb 

yayo another slan drug term referencing cocaine.
"Man it's the honeycomb, You get your money gone
You either hoop, or rap, or get your blast on

Man it's the honeycomb, You get your money gone
You bring a sack of crack to the drug zone " (Andre Nickatina)
honeycomb by Peter SLOw June 11, 2006

honeycomb sweats 

Temporary gastronitestinal disturbance caused by eating a surplus of cereal, particularly when one is under the influence of marijuana, and cereal is the easiest thing to get one's hands on.
Stoner 1: Man, lay off of the Cheerios. That's your fourth bowl.

Stoner 2: Nah, man -- we've only had three bowls.

Stoner 1: I mean of cereal, dumbass. Dude, you're totally gonna have the honeycomb sweats tomorrow morning.
honeycomb sweats by Mr. Javert September 7, 2005