Homosexuality

The state of shoving your dick into a man’s ass and “sword fighting” with your genitalia.

Corbin was of homosexuality, so he asked Jack if he could slide his erection into his asshole.

by TalanTaco January 20, 2018

homosexuality

1.To be attracted to the same sex.

2. Gay people are judged based on a book written 2000 years ago and two mythical characters called Adam and Eve.

3. Gay people are often judged on double standards.

4. People who say homosexuality is wrong/a sin are afraid they are the same.

1. George likes Michael. Linda likes Sarah.

2. 4000 years ago monkeys didn't have names.

3. Two lesbians on tv are hot, but two guys are gross (look "sarcasm")

5. Carlos says homosexuality is a sin and gays will rotten in hell because he's still in the closet.

by Luizza November 6, 2006

oves homosexuales

one that cannot talk to girls without blushing
someone who can't talk to girls in general
someone who's awkward...all the time
the opposite of Andrew Garfield
a Marymounter's dream guy!
NOT the dog house.
they live in the lairs of Regis
"homosexual sheep" in Latin (but not necessarily homosexual)
great kids, awesome in fact.

Marymount girl: "wowww look at those oves homosexuales standing in the corner being awkward... must be from regis"
Regis kids: "oh shit... there are girls here... *awkward*"

by creepy Sheep behind the tree December 24, 2010

stage 4 homosexuality

the last stage of homosexuality finally kicks in, there's no curing this painful disease and will never go away and will burn your asshole forever. this ultimate disease will tear apart your crotch and anus muscles, stage 1, 2, and 3, were already bad considering you liked the same gender but now you have gone to far, craving only the tightest asses... this sickness will make you need to bust a nut hundreds of times in someones anal cavity this disease is aka the big gay.

big fag: did u see josh last week?

homo #1: yeah it looked like he caught stage 4 homosexuality

homo #2: hey that's not nice! stage 4 homosexuality cannot be cured!!!

by that big gay October 3, 2018

handshake homosexuals

A male homosexual couple that never engages in any public display of affection, hence allowing straight male observers to avoid thinking about sodomy.

"Dude, your gay neighbors are selling sheets at the yard sale. That's gross."

"Dude, don't worry, they never have butt sex, they're handshake homosexuals. They probably sleep in separate beds."

by Steve Goozecoch October 14, 2007

homosexualist

Gay or queer. As popularized by Daffyd from Little Britain

Daffyd is a homosexualist and a gayer.

by jesus January 13, 2004

homosexuality

Just fucking gay

You have the big homosexuality

by YA-YEET-MA-DUDE September 2, 2018