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Homeschooler 

There are the homeschoolers who are infatuated with only their school, grades, scholarships, and graduates. They are the ones who become the greatest of doctors, masterful scientists, and ingenious inventors, who eventually kill themselves once they realize what they have done with their lives and how they had wasted their youth years away, and how, in the end, it was most definitely not worth it.

There are the homeschoolers who sadly just don't know how to socialize. They range from pretty awkward to 'okay, this person is freakin weird' to fuckin retarded. They are the ones who voluntarily subject themselves to the notion of homeschooling and are cast out by every social group imaginable. And are way too stupid to form their unsociable and pathetic group themselves. And as they are way too stupid to end their miserable lives, they end up living in misery forever.

There are the ones who's depression has excelled so far they don't even have the will to fight their enforcement of being homeschooled. Instead they become desperately behind on school, give up on it entirely, and spend their meager lives absorbed in the media. Social networks, TV shows, movie characters, and books become their best friends, and help them to forget about their depressing problems. And they are too absorbed in their fantasy lives to kill themselves.

~ sincerely by

the only amazing homeschooler alive
News reporter: Ground Breaking News.The population of homeschoolers has begun to diminish around the world. Now, is this because people are finally smart enough not to commit the crime of homeschooling or because the homeschoolers have all begun killing themselves at a faster rate?

homeschooler 

While often seen as socially awkward, this person actually gets no snow days and wastes time on sites like this.
Man, you on UD again? Such a homeschooler..
homeschooler by so pro February 25, 2011

Home Schooler

1.) One who separates themselves from society voluntarily and is generally looked upon as a social retard.

2.) Easily confused with "Home Schooled Kid" which is a person who is forced to be home schooled.
Fred: Dude, I was in the mall today and I walked passed this kid who was a total retard who hikes his pants way up... He looked like an idiot.

Ted: Yeah... He was probably a home schooler....

Home Schooler

Some kid who pussied out on regular school OR a kid who was in school but was forced to be home schooled by his/her parents
and is lost in a haze of boredom, World of Warcraft and social deprivation. Also a great way to get stupid kids off the hook for failing grade one (no joke I knew a kid who failed grade one and was homeschooled until grade six). One search on urban dictionary will reveal lot's of home schoolers bitching out the world how "THEY ACTUALLY HAVE FACEBOOK AND STUFF!"
and the glorious stereotype of sociopathic hippies is ruined forever. I can't say i would enjoy Endless Black Ops 2 more than talking to real humans. Then again, it might not be so bad once you are hypnotized into liking it.
nick failed grade one and was homeschooled until middle school,
where he was poorly received.

Person 1 "Aren't you a home schooler?"
Person 2 "YOU IDIOT I HAVE TWITTER AND FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE AND I BUY COOL CLOTHES AND I TALK TO REAL PEOPLE SO YOU CAN FORGET YOUR STUPID STEREOTYPES!!!!!"
Person 1 *leaves the room quickly*

By having wrote this all the homeschoolers will hate me for ever.
Home Schooler by theNinjaCheese October 16, 2013

Home-schooler 

Totally annoying people! They wear their pants too high and show about 12 inches of sock. They usually have pet chickens. The phrase "Jesus Freak" is written somewhere on their homemade bookbag. They piss in a room that is NOT attached to their house. They also believe that girls have cooties, even when they are 18 and over.
Yo, that home-schooler dresses like Napoleon Dynamite. His shit definitely ain't bizalley.
Home-schooler by Kingpre September 9, 2006

Short bus to homeschool 

Used to express how absolutely fucking stupid someone is
look at that gibroni I bet he takes the short bus to homeschool