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what realtors sell! -'house' is never spoken in real estate!!

according to bob dylan, "its a house, not a home"

my take is, it isn't a 'home' until a 'family' moves in and makes it one!!
i didn't even know those 'homes' were there!!

lets' go look at these 'homes'!! -you mean houses?? -no!!, i mean 'homes'!!

donna mcfoolsey, realtor; has sold a lot of 'homes'
'homes' by michael foolsley February 4, 2010

Homes Under Nuff Hammer 

Homes Under Nuff Hammer

UK property based day time programme. Presenters look at homes, then watch homes being auctioned, then return to look again after the home has been painted beige. Repeat ad nauseam.

Presented by Lucy Alexander and Martin Roberts. Occasionally and disappointingly, also Dion Dublin.

Often abbreviated to ‘HUNH’.
“Man, I’m hungover. I need Homes Under Nuff Hammer.”
Already started, but it’s a Dublin episode
“Bugger”
Homes Under Nuff Hammer by Foxes71 January 12, 2018

homes of sexuals 

when you are being homophobic but you make sure that people can't quote you on it.
Sarah : aww that couple looks so cute.
john: those damn homes of sexuals need to get a fucking room.
Sarah: why you being homophobic. whats wrong with homosexuals
John: i'm not tho, I said homes of sexuals".
homes of sexuals by datgrape May 16, 2018

Homes burn

An unnecessary, but true, burn preceeded by a genuine response to a request, question, or comment.
F requests a recommendation for a solicitor. Unrelated, S had abandoned his home nation of Ireland for Canada years prior leaving a thorn in the side of all his greatest and humble friends.

M: "Probably you want one that specialises in such things. Which we don't have.

Though maybe S. would, when seperated permanently with no backsies from his Irish citizenship."

The Homes burn.
Homes burn by Sanjito December 11, 2020

Homes burn

An unnecessary, but true, burn preceeded by a genuine response to a request, question, or comment.
F requests a recommendation for a solicitor. Unrelated, S had abandoned his home nation of Ireland for Canada years prior leaving a thorn in the side of all his greatest and humble friends.

M: "Probably you want one that specialises in such things. Which we don't have.

Though maybe S. would, when seperated permanently with no backsies from his Irish citizenship."

The Homes burn.
Homes burn by Sanjito December 11, 2020

Acres Homes 

a wooded inner-city community in northwest Houston, Texas originally subdivided into large lots sold by the acre, hence the name "Acres Homes" and marketed to African Americans as a suburban area not far from the city.
Paul Wall & Chamillionaire have been known to represent Acres Homes.
Acres Homes by hialot December 6, 2006