homer

v. To drool on one's pillow during sleep, in the manner of Homer Simpson.

I slept so hard last night, I woke up and found I had homered all over my pillow

by Ian M. Noone October 27, 2013

Homer

(Noun) A Derogatory Term for Homosexuals, Lezzies and Moes.

My friend Houston...he is a real Homer...always trying to grab on other men's meat.

by 1Funkfo October 21, 2009

homer

Getting laid in a truck bed.

Shawn got some homer in the parking lot.

by Keifer Truett December 8, 2006

Homer

A quaint little fishing town with a drinking problem. Also a large tourist attraction. Why you ask? Nobody can fucking figure it out.

Located at the end of the Kenai Peninsula in Alaska. It is the lamest fucking town you will ever find. It is full of either
A) Pot smoking, crack sniffing, meth injecting hippies who try to sell you clothes an such made out of hemp.
Or
B) Snoody rich kids who live up on the hill.

Why do we live in this fucking town we love to call Homer?

by 24545sdfgsdfg May 26, 2008

Homer

Another name for pussy lips seen through clothes. Called a "Homer" because if you look at it sideways the lips look like Homer Simpson's mouth

Wow! Did you see her pussy?! That is a Homer!

by phreak_1983 September 17, 2003

Homer

When you succeed something without trying.

Looks like I pulled a Homer.

by Kippie April 9, 2004

Homer

A god among cats. His obesity can only be comprehended by those he sees worthy of living. Lives in the home of a young misunderstood child who obtained a gay hairdo. He lets a person know when he needs something by yelling out the call of the gods, also known as "MAOOOOOWWWWWW". The sworn protector of homer, who homer chooses after rigorous training and mental exhaustion, is given the task of writing the definition of Homer. Fear Homer for he will strike fear into the heathens. He weighs about 23 pounds and change right now but soon to be more.

Greg: Man Homer was so fat today
Kenjo: Are you fucking serious? He's fat everyday lol!
Greg: I guess so but today he seemed fatter
Kenjo: Well it happens like that lol!
Jon: I love my mohawk, it's a beatiful mohawk!
Greg: You're gay

by Homer Guardian September 17, 2008