hold up

When something is so utterly messed up you HAVE to question what they asked.

A : Hey, I just married C.
B : Nice, you two lookalike!
C : Of course, we're siblings!
B : Hold up

by Titanium Steel July 26, 2020

hold up yuhh

Term often used when something is spectacularly cool

Hold up yuhh you look great Celine

by holdupyuhh October 10, 2022

hold up L

if you hold up L you’re madly obsessed with rihanna no questions asked

for example, if jake hold up L he’s obsessed with rihanna

by hahdyhhd August 22, 2023

texas hold up

When someone in Texas comes to a dead stop in the middle of the freeway for no reason.

Ah dang it Bertha, slow down!! There’s a Texas Hold Up

by cuevasdemurcialagos August 30, 2019

Debit Hold-up

When you blow smoke up someone's ass and then they fart the smoke into someone's mouth. An A.T.M. Shotgun, if you will.

I almost didn't survive the Debit Hold-up I did last night. Something flew right into my lung, Ted, and the taste was awful!

by D.R. Hart February 27, 2022

back up hole

it happens when u r trying to put ur penis into ur gf's vagina, u miss but end up hitting the asshole which saves u from embarresment, works either way

person1: how'd it go wiv rebbeca then
person2: well i missed here vagina but luckily i found the back up hole
person1: u twat how do u get so lucky!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009

Hole shut up

I didn't know a hole could speak🕳️🤔

Hole shut up go get some money get a cock in your moth or something

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 16, 2019