hokie kamokie

An expression of extreme surprise or dismay at a totally unexpected event, or turn of events.

Tim: Rats, my on-line storage account just dropped all my back-up data.
Cindy: Hokie kamokie! You're screwed unless you optical disked it too.

by LouLou604 May 20, 2010

hokie pokie

When having sex with a girl and, you cum outside.

I can´t believe she is pregnant... We did the hokie pokie.

by kanelo August 27, 2015

hokie pokie

What it is all about.

"...you do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself around; that's what it's all about."

by p-viddy April 21, 2004

Hokie Stalker

Virginia Tech's 'People Finder' on the VT homepage. The perfect tool for finding out the full name, department, email address, and possibly phone number and address of that special someone, before he or she even knows you exist.

Hokie Stalker used to provide much more information about 3 years ago, but of late it has been more locked down.

I was gonna talk to her today after class, but then I decided to just look her up on Hokie Stalker.

by elemental July 1, 2005

hoky fukci

Hoky Fukci was a practice first founded in ancient Nepal, high in the Himalayan Mountains. Once used as a deterrent for evil, chi-blocking spirits, it fell into utter disuse for a few hundreds of years after the monks had banned its practice due to the horrific nature of the sexual act. Now it resides only in legend and myth, and the occasional frat party.

Grab that chick from downstairs and Hoky Fukci, if you get my meaning.

by Bake Gyllenbong June 20, 2017

Taking the hokis

To seek financial gain via political influence, spiced with romantic involvement

When quizzed by ICAC on his relationship with Gladys and if he thought it was inappropriate, McGuire responded with a chuckle and said he was simply "taking the hokis"

by #MG October 19, 2020

Hokie Hibernation

The time between January and August when Hokie Nation (the people that follow Virginia Tech) have no sporting events worth watching since they are a one sport school.

Student 1: "Time for Hokie Hibernation until August since we lost to Michigan the other night in football."
Student 2: "Yeah, we suck at every other sport and have never won a national championship in anything."
Student 1: "What about bass fishing?"
NCAA: "That is not a real sport.

by Hayweed January 6, 2012