hog slamming

The act of searching a bar for the fattest, most un-lovable she-beast with intent to seduce.

Jimmy and Doug went to Buster's last night for some hog slamming and Doug bagged a 300 pounder!

by Andy Suter March 18, 2007

hog style

Same as doggie style only with a fat girl.

She was so big we fucked hog style.

by Stan April 12, 2006

hog shute

A passage way for hogs ( penises) to enter the booty pipe or vaginal cavity allowing the woman to climax / ejacualte. This is for our friend Lady Clitbird

You're hog Shute is infested with diseases such as herpes

by Mj2323 December 22, 2013

Hog slip

When your penis slips out of a hole in your underwear, a rip in a seam, or that stupid flap in the front that no guy ever has used to to go pee.

"I was getting a glass of water last night, when I had a hog slip happen in front of my roommate"

by Ryanverse August 28, 2022

hog swagged

the act of tricking, or "pulling the wool" over somebody's eyes; pulling a fast one.

A word my mother uses, and swares is a real word that's been used for years.

Did you eat your vegies or have you hog swagged me?

by Chantal_1990 September 22, 2007

Hog Soccer

Engaging in sexual intercoarse with a women weighing more or equal to 200 pounds.

Im in the mood to play some hog soccer, lets go to McDonalds.

by MBC March 28, 2003

hog suckin

When a women is suckin your dick so hard, you feel like your hood is going to explode; Sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch

When Dorotha was giving Luther a big ole country Hog Suckin, he nearly passed out.

by Terrence Norman July 30, 2008