Kitten Huffing

A relatively healthy alternative to Street Drugs. The most popular method of kitten ingestion, the "cupped hands" aproach, involves cupping one's hands around the kitten's head, and inhaling deeply through an opening in the hands, effectively sucking out the kitten's soul. Some huffers prefer huffing using plastic tubes or kitten huffing bowls.

I think I'm addicted to Kitten Huffing, I go through a couple litters a day.

by Ethan M April 20, 2007

Gas huffin Janice

A gas huffing hill billy woman, usually a mother. usually lurks near swamps near nuclear plants or steel mills, has yellowish to green skin along with numerous lecherous sores on her swollen body. has a hurtin' unit of a son named crusty cam, the hurtingest unit of them all, also has gas birth syndrome, giving him a large skull full of fumes with a tiny hill billy brain, fights girls. Gas huffin janice also usually always has a rag on her for huffin gas on the go

1) don't leave your car unattended, Gas huffin janice might run up with a lead pipe, beat your ass and take your gas

2)Gas huffin Janice fiends dirty dicks from mans for gasoline, or if she's lucky, that sweeeeet diesel

by prof. heisenberg November 12, 2012

Huffin' ass

When a driver of a car locks all windows in the up position and turns on the heater before passing hellacious gas.

"Aw, Aw dude, come on man, we're dyin'!! Roll down the windows!!! Were huffin' ass back here!!!

by Dynamic-Duo March 1, 2008

Hoffian

Something that is uncool, so uncool it gets adopted as kitch and therefore becomes cool again. E.g David Hasselhoff

Dude, rocking your hairy chest and medallion is so hoffian

by Rorothegiant November 27, 2009

Hoffies

Hoffies are another name for a great pair of boobs. Aptly named after the Hoff himself as he loves the big rack.

Look at the size of the Hoffies on that blond

by Sean de Leer August 31, 2013

huffing

Usually accomplished with the inhalant of choice, silver or gold spraypaint, which is sprayed onto a sock and then inhaled. Silver or gold spraypaint is thought to have more solvent in it, making for a better high.

The huffer sometimes gets the paint all over their face.

Huffing causes severe brain damage and seriously afflicted individuals can be seen falling down and bruising themselves.

You can learn a lot about huffing from that great TV show, COPS.

by isoedin October 19, 2005

Hoofin' it

another term for run or sprint.

Oh, here comes an angry mob. We better start hoofin' it if we want to live.

by Hawthrone October 24, 2008