hoedown

(n.) What a police officer says on his radio after encountering an injured or dead prostitute.

"Unit 3 - we have a hoedown! Clear?"

by Rob Porter January 3, 2009

HoeWorker

A person at your workplace who sleeps around with everyone.

Jenn slept with everyone in the office. They gusy love working with a HoeWorker.

by Martyskillz April 16, 2009

hoezone

area populated by women who give it up easily i.e club or bar.can also be a designated part of ones house or property i.e my boat, my bedroom etc to convey pimp status for themselves.

1.

guy: yo we gonna hit up that new club "wet vajayjay"?

guy#2: hell yea i heard its a true hoezone!!!

2.

guy: well this is my king size bed or how i like to call it the "hoezone"

3.

guy#1: i couldve sworn john was right next to me ?

guy#2: he was ....

guy#1: hes over there look hes dancing with 4 chicks !!

guy#2: oh snap he found the hoezone!!!!

by valos1479 May 28, 2009

hoetosynthesis

When a female survives off of attention, much like a plant uses sunlight. She absorbs the attention through her skin and turns it into nutrients.

Tina is such an attention whore, she probably uses hoetosynthesis.

by dayday.dm21 January 23, 2015

hoedor

The odor of a hoe. Use better when watching Game of Thrones and one of the girls present is a hoe.

Even before Tiffany came to the room to watch Game of Thrones, we could smell her Hoedor.

by Exqueezeme! May 20, 2016

Hoemonger

A dude who fuckz a lot of hoes.

My Uncle had a cell phone with 40 different Hoe's names in it, all of which he had "piped-down at one time or another", And when I ask him... "why he had all those women", He gave me three different answers #1. Was "Because as a Man, I Can!..." #2. Was "...And Because I Like Having Multiple Women..." #3. Was "...I Just Like Fucking These Hoez!" finally he sat me down and told me the truth "You see Lil Neph all women are hoes that's all most of them will ever be, and if you as a man, deal with these hoes that makes you a Hoemonger! Now I Be Straight Killing These Hoez Pussy! but if I ever hear-tell of you getting caught-up-in-the-game with these stank-ass-hoes I'ma whop your black-ass lil neph and then my brothers is gonna whop your black-ass like you stole something".

by Rufio BlackSon August 7, 2018

Hoecow

A female who is a whore and lolcow simultaneously

Amanda strips while her stupidity amuses everyone, she is such a hocow Gothie shows her tits and has no teeth she's a hoecow

by P.Jay89 February 4, 2023