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Hackster

Someone who is a charming yet incredibly selfish womanizing manwhore who, lies to his friends, will say anything to anyone, and comes off a little too perfect. This person is a user and a poser who is not to be trusted.
Dave is such a Hackster, did you hear how he stole Brad's girlfriend while still dating Sarah?
by Hipster Prince October 8, 2011
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Uneducated Huckster

Rational Wiki coined this one to Eric Hovind.

1.) If you preach that human and dinosaur coexisted then you're a fucking idiot.

2.) Someone who attended Jackson Hole Bible College

3.) A student from the Independent Baptist college system as they were revealed to be snake oil salesman.

4.) a home-schooller who cites "Dr." Kent Hovind as an educator and pulls a scripture barrage from the King James Version when they were refuted by a theistic evolutionist without spouting every other word and using their own blog articles as well as writings from the observations they made when science points out a much older earth. When Pat Robertson made the remark, "let's not make a joke of ourselves as there's no way the earth is 6000 years old."
Someone who saw my exchange on Creation "Science" Evangelism and pulling out the 2007 era photograph, "A Philosophy minor from College of DuPage who was a college dropout outsmarted the Uneducated Huckster on the huckster's own page. What's funny is he didn't cuss but invoked a response of getting invited to a Facebook Block Party -- then he decided to take it to the parent site where he unleashed a barrage of barbs some explicit as Utah would been covering their eyes over some of them. The comments on the pictures -- oh shit I don't even want that dark mental image in my mind as he did a Black Comedy laced retort using dark allegory showing what the reality of Noah's Floating Zoo really looks like. Hovind pulls the 2 + 2 = 4 response he invoked Orwell with 2 + 2 = 5"
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
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Hickster

Hickster= an individual who embraces a subculture/s who demographically does not really understand or comprehend the subcultures history, purpose or retrospect due to envirormental upbringing and/or lack of information and arrogance. Mostly defined by suburban youths and young adults that move to urban meccas to fulfill a lifstyle that is attractive to them, but of of reach until they find a way to penatrate communities of sub genres within certain subcultures to fit in or represent something they know nothing about.
Punk Rock: In larger cities this community was self defined by its ability to find unity in poliltical turmoil. Cities and goverments that acted against it's citizens and youth by creating a" police state" enviromentally to maintain social control. Places like London, New York, San Fransisco/Berkley, Chicago and others had these problems and sparked this subculture to flourish by taking a stand and using music, rioting and free speech as a form of politaical activism.
THE HICKSTER NUTSHELL= If your not willing to run at 30 cops in riot gear waving an empty forty and be shot in the face with a can of tear gas for something you believe in and sit in court facing 20+ counts of rioting then don't call yourself PUNK ROCK, It's embarrassing to those of us that have!
Electronica/Goth/Industrial/Fetish Community: Embracing dark society,probally the most attractive and glamorous subculture has recently lost most of it's spark in most cities. I have only met a few real rivetheds in the midwest and as far as the fetish community goes, most of the people are mostly pretending to represent this community to fill some void that is attractive to them but when it comes down to it , they are mostly pussies living a lie behind the abbreviation BDSM
THE HICKSTER NUTSHELL= Don't tell someone your a dom if don't know how or have never been subbied first, and you wannabe subbies, if your not opened minded , DON"T BOTHER!
by Kam.the.kool.aid.man March 14, 2011
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hickster

A wannabe hick.

Somebody that try's to act all country but isn't.
Since when did Billy start trying to act all country like, he must be a hickster.

People that try to be hicks but aren't are called hicksters.
by Jules 1101 August 10, 2014
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hacksteria

There is hacksteria when a whole bunch of people get really worked up over news leaks. They act as if there has been way more hacking of government or private computer accounts than there really has been. It is a combination of hack + hysteria.
The intensity of the hacksteria in TrumpWorld is a good indication how damaging this could be ... @SykesCharlie on Twitter, Jan. 27, 2020
by qariwa January 27, 2020
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Hickster

An individual who identifies with several elements indicative of the hipster subculture whilst also participating in activities that are classically defined as redneck or “Hick”. This balance of traits have often traditionally been seen at odds with each other: hipster culture has dominated urban spaces, and often encapsulates populations that are left leaning, culturally and racially diverse, and of younger generations, While redneck culture has been accepted as definitively rural, conservative, and often resonating most with older generations. Hicksters most often self-identify with the hipster subculture, but engage in activities that are traditionally held as redneck pastimes. Though they grew up listening to indie mainstays such as Arcade Fire and Bon Iver, they have started listening to newer alt-country artists, i.e. Orville Peck and The Chicks. A hickster will watch Wes Anderson movies or talk about the failures of the American health system whilst driving to the gun range. They ride a fixed gear bike to their graphic design job, and stop by the auto store on their way home to pick up parts for the 91’ Bronco they are restoring. They have Chickens, but are probably vegetarian. Austin TX is the coolest place in the world to them. They talk about modern art while fly fishing in Idaho. Their shoes alternate between black vans and cowboy boots. They have in-depth opinions about barbeque. they drink Topo Chico and have a tattoo of a fish somewhere on their body.
"Hey did you see the Man Man show at the Urban Lounge last night? Speedy Ortiz Opened for them"
"Yeah I got to the show a little late, I had to pick up some tofu and the store and fix the radiator hose on my truck. It blew out last week when we were mudding after that gallery opening".
"you g*ddamn hickster".
by Saltydaltey October 28, 2020
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Hickster

Someone who tries to appear like a hipster by getting ink, piercings, owning chickens, drinking soy lattes yet uses phrases like ya’ll, drinks Hamms Light and believes Olive Garden is fine dining.
Peter is showing his true hickster self today by getting a soy latte at Starbucks then stopping for a case of Hamm’s Light.
by BluntAF99 April 9, 2023
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