hobooker

Hobookers fall under a number of categories but are usually classified based on their current home and/or employment. The word is derived from two overlapping roots: hobo and hooker. Based on this derivation it is quite easy to ascertain that hobookers are typically found on the streets or in alleyways and make their money in less than honorable ways. While it is possible to climb out of hobookerdom, most hobookers are quite pleased with their social status and typically remain in the field for lengthy periods, if not until retirement. While the term is often used as slang and can be demeaning it is important to remember that hobookers are people too and have rights just like the rest of us.

Dude! Look at that hobooker over there on the street corner! Let's get some!

by MOFBAMF January 26, 2011

Hobknocker

A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door

Those goddamn hobknockers stole my yoghurt!

by TH1RTE3N June 6, 2013

Hogknocker

A word used in an episode of iCarly that can be inferred to mean someone who has sex with pigs.

Person 1: What's a hogknocker?

Person 2: *whisper*

Person 3: Ohh, that's gross!

Person 4: And illegal!

by AlmasiD May 31, 2009

hobknocker

one who masturbates in public restrooms

Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.

by scenesinner February 7, 2009

hobknocker

someone who knocks your hobs

fuck you jerry Seinfeld you hobknocker you fucked my wife

by bigtiddykim March 4, 2017

Hobbknocker

A person who has sexual relations with animals, or masturbates in public, both being gross and illegal

dude, he had sex with a horse...what a hobbknocker

by tu`madre January 5, 2011

hobnobber

A person who is important solely because of their position within a given organization, and generally creates a fuss upon news of their impending arrival

The hobnobbers will be here in less than an hour, clean the dead rats out of the fridge!

by worldrecker December 23, 2010