1. A person who Masturbates in public restaurants.
2. A man who uses his cock to slap other people in the face.
3. A person who uses their dick as a weapon to the point where they delude themselves into thinking it can deflect bullets.
4. A person who jerks off with other people in the room who can clearly see it and has little empathy for their disgust or discomfort.
5. A man who Chops another mans balls off and tries to give the mutilated balls a handjob.
2. A man who uses his cock to slap other people in the face.
3. A person who uses their dick as a weapon to the point where they delude themselves into thinking it can deflect bullets.
4. A person who jerks off with other people in the room who can clearly see it and has little empathy for their disgust or discomfort.
5. A man who Chops another mans balls off and tries to give the mutilated balls a handjob.
a.Oh my god dude don't look over there! That dude's a hobknocker!
b. See that guy over there? He's a total hobknocker don't let children near him. He's sick and wrong.
c. That guy thought he could deflect bullets with his cock and use it as a sword! What a hobknocker!!!
d. Dude stop being a hobknocker! We are all getting sick from your disgusting actions! go to the fucking bathroom if you're gonna do that!
e. That sadist is a total hobknocker
b. See that guy over there? He's a total hobknocker don't let children near him. He's sick and wrong.
c. That guy thought he could deflect bullets with his cock and use it as a sword! What a hobknocker!!!
d. Dude stop being a hobknocker! We are all getting sick from your disgusting actions! go to the fucking bathroom if you're gonna do that!
e. That sadist is a total hobknocker
by The True Anti-Hero March 24, 2010
Get the Hobknockermug. It is a made up word from the show iCarly. Wade Collins uses it to describe Freddy, Carly, Sam and Spencer. The writers of the show try to keep it a mystery but there is alot of speculation in the fanbase. The Merrian-Webster dictionary defines "hob" as a synonym for mischief or something illegal. Therefore, if it's gross AND illegal it most likely is one who is a necrophiliac or one who indulges in incest. However, judging by iCarly's target demographic of 10-15 year olds, it probably means incest since negrophilia is usually related to gross-er matters. Many fans believe that it may mean a prostitute; however, they forget that they replace "whore" with "skunkbag" just the way they replace "dipshit" with "dipwad."
by Penoris August 11, 2009
Get the Hobknockermug. There are two definitions for a hobknocker.
Definition #1: A man who sexes animals. (A.K.A. Beastiality)
Definition #2: A man, or chick with a dick that slaps people in the face with their dick.
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Definition #1: A man who sexes animals. (A.K.A. Beastiality)
Definition #2: A man, or chick with a dick that slaps people in the face with their dick.
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Brought to you by: Corinne && Jilliann.
by FreakOfThePopa June 9, 2010
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Get the Hobknockermug. 
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