Hobknocker 

Did Nick makeup ALL definitions of this word too?!?!

Nick was talking to Dani and mentioned that someone was a hobknocker.

Hobknocker by SP.1012 January 23, 2023

Hobknocker 

A person, specifically a man, who goes around slapping pro in the face with his penis

That hobknocker just hit me in the face with his wee wee. I'ma go drink bleech

Hobknocker by SuikaZaddy August 13, 2017

Hobknocker 

One who wanks off in your local 7 eleven to cheap runway magazines. Meanwhile your in the next stall down.

There’s a fucking hobknocker in the next stall down!

Hobknocker by Ticklemypurplepickle December 5, 2021

Hobknocker 

somebody who takes a crap on other peoples lawns

This dirty hobknocker just took a crap on my lawn. What the hell is wrong with that dirty hobknocker

Hobknocker by Jman1426 October 22, 2009

Hobknocker 

A hobknocker is what you say when you’re about to take a fat shit in the toilet.

I’m about to take a hobknocker in my bathroom, so be prepared.

Hobknocker by Takingafatshit January 11, 2020

hobknocker 

penis face.

all you americans are hobknockers

hobknocker by thesisterofabadgirl April 13, 2009

Hobknocker 

One who messes with ones other's private

Also a molester

There's a rumor that he's a hobknocker; just went up to that girl and...

Hobknocker by CRSII June 20, 2010