perez hilton

a fake celebritiy who thinks he rules hollywood when really people hate his ugly fat ass. he says gossip about many celebrities and will have his "career" ruined if he doesnn't stop

1:who is that ugly prick blogging about celebs

2; oh thats low life good for nothing perez hilton

1: oh i've heard of him he's a retard

by anrj123 August 21, 2012

History Channel

A once respected cable channel. Many years ago it was a serious source of historical information and now it is Reality TV, Pseudoscience, and Pseudohistory. Actual history has been abandoned for ratings.

I learned everything I know about History from the History channel. I learned that aliens helped humans build the Pyramids, The Bible contains a secret code which can be deciphered using a computer, monsters are real, and Nostradamus predicted 9/11.

by A1988 January 23, 2011

Perez Hilton

A limey, hypocritical, intolerant, flaming homosexual prick who needs to be wiped off the face of the earth.

What's that ugly thing sitting over by the dumpsters?

Oh, that's just Perez Hilton

by DIEPEREZHILTON April 21, 2009

AP US History

the cause of many sleepless nights

why did i have to take AP US History???

by Argon March 6, 2005

history buff

A person who knows a lot about history, particularly a lot regarding a period of time, person or place.

Person 1: Susan knows a lot about Pin Up Models

Person 2: Yeah she's kinda a History Buff on Cheesecake.

by Luscious Landie January 31, 2010

My browser history

porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn and more porn

you: my browser history is pure porn what about yours

by Crazzy_Gamer278 May 17, 2018

history of the entire world, i guess

Bill Wurtz makes a 20 minute video where he sings a lot of songs, makes a religion about things, turns the sun into a deadly laser, conquers all... er, most of India, and breaks China a lot.

Dude: Have you seen history of the entire world, i guess?
Other Dude: Duh! THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!
Dude: Not any more, there's a blanket.

by Meme-o Emo June 1, 2017