Hisokaism is a religion that worships a hot clown pedophile who likes to suck 12 yr old pp named Hisoka Marow. They usually worship his bungee gum and his big fat juicy monstrous glizzy long dog schlong. They bless fellow worshipers and pray to him by saying “OoOHHh gOOnNN” or “bungee gum contains the properties of both rubber and gum”🛐🤲. Their bible contains various verses and speech that he has said and is full of knowledge. I welcome all of you to Hisokaism.🙆🏽 ♀️🛐
by nagitosdrycumsock October 30, 2020

by m4sk3d December 14, 2020

A pedophile for a clown. Hisoka is an anime character from a popular anime called "Hunter x Hunter". And he simps- well simps isn't the word- he 'likes' Gon which Is another character in the show.
by Hiriko November 11, 2020

Hisoka is a man form Hunter X Hunter ( hxh) That looks like a clown and has a weird personality. He likes kids he’s a pedo don’t believe me spoilers ahead. But that episode in The greed Island arc or whatever the freaking arc is. When there walking in the forest and hisoka is just staring at Killua and gons ass cheeks. Also when they’re at heavens arena arc and gon is fighting hisoka. All and all hisoka should not be roaming the streets free. Here’s a tip if you hear the theme song that comes on when hisoka is near, start running especially if it’s at night and your underaged.
by Hanges girlfriend January 15, 2021

by acsnikols October 27, 2020

An anime character pedophile ass that every girl falls for , but gon doesn't. Btw I like him too I don't know why.
If you're pedophile and you wanna tell without telling , just say "OooOoH GoOoN~!"
"Oh, so finally you're telling the truth you're hisoka?"
"Yeah I like 12 year olds"
"Oh, so finally you're telling the truth you're hisoka?"
"Yeah I like 12 year olds"
by P0ssyl0ver September 13, 2020
