by fdsfdffd June 13, 2009
Get the hippocrite mug.A person who criticizes/dislikes hipsters when in fact said person is a hipster themselves. This word can be used to describe anyone that makes fun of hipsters while taking pictures in a field with a fish eye lens. A hipstercrite also pretends to like good music.
"Hipsters are so annoying, am I right?!" *said while wearing high-waisted shorts and heart-shaped sunglasses*
This person = Hipstercrite.
This person = Hipstercrite.
by sarahp774 May 11, 2013
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A hipstercrite is someone who claims they are a hipster; but everyone knows the first rule of being a hipster is to never say you are a hipster. Therefore, these "hipsters" are hypocrites, or hipstercrites.
by caaashey May 26, 2011
Get the hipstercrite mug.Referring to a person who appears to be a hipster according to their aesthetics and mannerisms, but is ironically culturally unaware to their surroundings.
"How was your Tinder date last night?"
"It started off well. From the look of his profile he came across as culturally sophisticated and fashionable, but it turns out he was just a hypstocrite. His clothes were hand-me-downs from his fashion designer brother and his vinyl collection was non-existent. He even told me he thought instant film was out of date when I wanted to grab an Instax selfie."
"What a shame! Let me buy you a glass of bio-dynamic wine and we can put this behind us."
"It started off well. From the look of his profile he came across as culturally sophisticated and fashionable, but it turns out he was just a hypstocrite. His clothes were hand-me-downs from his fashion designer brother and his vinyl collection was non-existent. He even told me he thought instant film was out of date when I wanted to grab an Instax selfie."
"What a shame! Let me buy you a glass of bio-dynamic wine and we can put this behind us."
by eyeloveyoumore July 5, 2015
Get the hypstocrite mug.1. (n) A hipster who is also or is also being a hypocrite; A hypocrite who is a hipster; A hipster.
2. (n) A portmanteau of hypocrite and hipster.
Pronunciation: hipə · o · krit · ster
Nearly synonymous with hipstercrite
2. (n) A portmanteau of hypocrite and hipster.
Pronunciation: hipə · o · krit · ster
Nearly synonymous with hipstercrite
Justin: Did you know Austin buys most of his clothes at dolce&gabbana but he won't shut up about his stupid mustache peirced nipples and other general hipster crap he might be pretending to be into?
Matt: Man, Austin is such a hipocritester.
Justin: Uh, i think you mean hipster.
Matt: Yeah, same thing.
Other Matt: What?
Matt: Man, Austin is such a hipocritester.
Justin: Uh, i think you mean hipster.
Matt: Yeah, same thing.
Other Matt: What?
by Novelel June 2, 2011
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Get the Hipocrite mug.A “hippo”crite is someone who calls people fat when they themselves are obese. Bonus points if it’s behind their own friends back!
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