Honking goose

A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water

Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose

by checkno mode May 23, 2022

Michigan honking

Applying a bike horn to someones genitals and honking with such intensity that they vomit up their intestines

I am going to give Dan a Michigan honking

by ClownsForClownSupremacy January 6, 2015

Big honking

something that Hayden isn't.

hayden isn't a big honking

by thisisnthayden January 25, 2022

let’s go hiking

let’s go hiking.
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leading one “friend” up a hill and “pushing” them off

“let’s go hiking with el, she’s been on my nerves lately.”

by veryoldhag September 18, 2019

Gone Hiking

To cheat on your girlfriend, fiancé, or wife.

- Taken from the announcement that South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford cheated on his wife with a girl from Argentina, while his staff told the media that he had "gone hiking" in the Appalachian Trails.

Mark: Jenny is on the rag, can you cover for me while I go visit my other girl?

Tim: Sure, I'll just tell her you have gone hiking.

by gvillezack June 24, 2009

I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.

Made famous by South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, it's a euphemism for when you're doing something nefarious.

Randy: Hey, were you out messin' around with that tranny again?

Daryl: Nah, dude. I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.

by Butler CW June 24, 2009

hiking

A common euphemism for having sex/having an affair. This term was popularized by Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina, who went missing for several days and informed the public he was hiking

Husband: Honey, I think I'm going to go out hiking this weekend.

Wife: OK dear. Have fun!

by MarkSanford June 24, 2009