Itchy ass. What happens when you insufficiently wipe your dirty buttocks. The itch feels like you have tiny little spiders running inside your hiney hole.
by Purple Helmet September 23, 2005
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When little Timmy showed his mother a new trick she replied: “Timmy don’t stick carrots in your HINEY.”
by Juan Remerez July 18, 2005
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by therealthiung April 25, 2010
Get the Hiney Ding Dong mug.Someone who is fixated on butts or hineys at the level of a science.
Someone who is engaged in hineytology or buttology.
Someone who is engaged in hineytology or buttology.
She was was an amazing hineytologist and was hired to assist the airline industry with their seating configurations.
His expertise as a hineytologist were legendary and he could accurately describe the feel and scent of every hiney in the animal kingdom.
His expertise as a hineytologist were legendary and he could accurately describe the feel and scent of every hiney in the animal kingdom.
by Doggie n Jaggie June 9, 2013
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Get the hiney-hoo mug.The most extreme form of diarrhea a human being can encounter. The signature key to knowing you are suffering from Hiney Piss is the fact that it literally sounds like you are pissing from your asshole. There is absolutely no solidity to this form of diarrhea, it is pure liquid. Hiney Piss is not a one time event either, usually a human being will suffer from Hiney Piss for an entire day, or even longer. A major side effect of Hiney Piss is a Raw Asshole. This is due to the constant wiping that is being done when suffering from Hiney Piss. It is recommended to use Wet Wipes when dealing with Hiney Piss.
Friend: "Dude are you okay? The bathroom smells like a rotting corpse!"
"I'm okay brah, I am just suffering from some really bad Hiney Piss"
"I'm okay brah, I am just suffering from some really bad Hiney Piss"
by NippleBob Crane February 12, 2021
Get the Hiney Piss mug.Someone who thinks they’re great at everything, but are actually terrible at them. A Hiney Noob is known to be very aggressive and demanding towards other people, but bring nothing to the table themselves. Never listen to a Hiney Noob.
Friend 1: “Brah my boss sucks. He does not know how to run his company at all.”
Friend 2: “Sounds like a real Hiney Noob brah”
Friend 2: “Sounds like a real Hiney Noob brah”
by NippleBob Crane March 5, 2021
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