HISHE

How It Should Have Ended

Watching Indiana Jones & The Crystal Skull: HISHE was more entertaining than watching the actual movie

by Orbital29 January 20, 2012

Finch-HIMself

Finch-HIMself is mostly known for hacking Habbo.com moderators and staff members in 2007.He's a legit hacker that has made several thousand dollars simply by playing "Habbo Hotel".

His Official website is www.voide.org

Finch-HIMself please don't hack me!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Caradoces February 29, 2008

hishee

large protruding dick

i was down chillin wit my brother when i took out hishee and put this bitch in a coma

by hishee March 28, 2005

Jeef Himself

The ganja messiah. The one true Jeef.

Jeef Himself says "the future is green"

by jeef November 22, 2003

Jesus Himself

A fucking amazing internet celebrity, A self centered fuck with a mohawk thats growing constantly,Most people think he is a fag, but he fucks more bitches than you can count.
Everyone Loves him but his haters, Everyone wants to BE him. He has a really big dick.

"Aaron Long Is Jesus Himself!"
"I wish I was Jesus himself"
"He tried to cut his hair like Jesus Himself, But it totally didnt work"

by Kayla Malcolm January 2, 2008

hishee

hishee..a common individual in the state of new jersey who indeed does infact have a large cac that everyone talks about. if hishee was a penis he'd be the biggest penis around.

yea hes got a big one..hishees on top of thangs

by hishee March 8, 2005

Drank Himself Retarded

The mental state where one has officially drank enough alcohol to be considered on an equivalent level with a retard. Typical symptoms include loss of ability to speak, hear, or perform basic life sustaining tasks. In order to determine the number of drinks one must consume to qualify for the status of drinking himself retarded a simple formula can be used:
Take the number of hours since you have started drinking and multiply it by the IQ of a retard that you personally know (This number normally ranges from 4 - 27). In rare cases retards with down syndrome have a higher IQ. However drinking has not been shown to force the development of an extra 21st chromosome (the cause of down syndrome) and for this reason their IQs are not acceptable for the equation.

Recap: Drinking Yourself Retarded = (# hours since you started drinking) x (IQ of a retard you personally know)
This will equal the number of drinks you need to have consumed at any given time to be considered officially retarded.

Ironically this equation works in an inverse manner. If the retard you personally know is only slightly retarded (IQ in upper 20's) then you will drink yourself to severe retardation using the formula. If the person you know is a full blown retard (IQ around 6) then you will drink yourself to the level of only slight retardation.

Look at Chino, he is showing no facial expressions, drooling on himself, pissed his pants, and cant seem to make basic complete sentences. I think he must have drank himself retarded.

Dude, Dan shit his pants, is speaking incoherently, and is trying to argue with a bar stool. He has drank himself retarded.

by OJ Da Juiceman10 June 20, 2009