Hide and go Seek

Fucking a chick in your position of choice with a condom in her apartment/house. The additive to this is that you then find out that she actually lives with her boyfriend who is currently out of town, so you intentionally leave the condom and/or it’s wrapper on his side of the bed or amongst his belongings so that he finds it when he comes back and leaves her lyin bitch ass

Did you hook up with that chick Er nah?

“Yeah I did bro, had to pull a hide and go seek though”

Oh fuck. What a cheating bitch.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Hide and go shit

The act of playing hide and go seek but you throw poop at the persons eyes who is it so they become blinded by your poop so you can run and find a new hiding space

Hey do you want to play Hide and go shit

by Autism anus July 2, 2019

Hide and Go Pee

Hide and Go Pee is a game similar to Hide and Go Seek. In Hide and Go Pee the person who is it tries to find a place to hide and to urinate in that location. The rest of players try to prevent the first player from urinating in their hiding spot. The game requires two or more players and location with spot to hide and urinate in. Normally an indoor game, but maybe played outdoors.

Comes from American Dad! season 5 episode 12, May the Best Stan Win.

Snot: Let's just play a normal game.
Barry: HIDE AND GO PEE!
Group: Barry, no!

by LSam October 27, 2023

Hide and go get it

A group of people split into two teams; one team being girls, one team being boys. The girls hide and the boys seek once a girl is found by a boy they win a game and are out. This team continues until every body is paired off. This can be used for dating games or pairing off with an unfamiliar group of people.

Ex;

Let's play "hide and go get it" so everybody can get some action.

by anonymous March 23, 2024

Hide and go shit

When you sit on the lavvy and suddenly don't need, stand up and leave before the immediate need for a shite. Usually a big runny one after too many sprouts

My stomach was playing hide and go shit

by Andy1986. January 3, 2026

why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself

Used generally as a method of dismissal.

Sally: "Hey 'sup dude what you up to?"
Bob: "Sally, Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"

by 12ed-13lue January 28, 2007

Global hide-and-go-seek

Global hide-and-go-seek is the pastime of the rich and hunted. This large and expensive game consists of one country/faction/group/key-person hiding somewhere in the world (the middle-east is a favoured hideout) and the other country/faction/group/key-person attempting to find them. Rules:
1. Innocent civilians must be killed
2. The Bush administration must be in some way involved
3. Players may not tell anyone that they are playing
4. If found you’re on your own

The Winners:
Elvis Presley
Jesus Christ
That guy who was on the news raping a cushion
Osama Bin Laden

The Losers:
Saddam Hussein
Dick Turpin
Adolf Hitler

Tips:
1.Do not hide in a hole
2.Do not use your real name
3.Do not trust your fellow Aryans

People son to begin playing:
George Bush, Jr
The entire staff of Guantanimo Bay
Jesus, Indian

Osama bin Laden is the current winner of Global hide-and-go-seek.

by Hans Brix June 11, 2006