heysen

this guy has the largest chopper known to man, often known for sleeping with omeshs mum he is the goat in bed and loves to dominate omeshs family

damn last night was fire, i hope i was as good as heysen babe

by kiyo joshua November 30, 2023

Wang-Heiserred

to be viciously smashed into the cranium with a brick, cinder block or any rectangular stone objects due to failure to complete illegal drug transaction and/or to attempt and fail to rip off a drug dealer using Macdonald's coupons.

"Oh shit yo, did you here? Chandler got his ass Wang-Heiserred last night."

by Cock McBalls July 20, 2008

Caleb Heiser

A Runescape player who likes to fantisize about Zezima naked everynight.

Also used to define a person who is like a caveman that never leaves his cave.

I was walking to the kitchen to get some golden grams when I accidently stepped into an alternate dimension and soon I saw some aliens that looked like total Caleb Heisers.

by MarioHunter November 10, 2010

mrs.hesser

known as the first option. shes the most popular girl you’ll ever meet, she makes everybody smile. every single person loves her. she can be strict but, shes very loose. she’ll never say no to something. shes a very powerful woman and, she always wins rights.

“ she is such a mrs.hesser! “

by lovingyourmom November 22, 2021

Ledger Heiserman

hello i am ledger heiserman

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by NotLedgerH February 6, 2023

Pussy Heiser

A woman with pu$$y beyond ones wildest dreams. An amazing.. sexy and gorgeous woman with eyes that pierce your soul. She’s a master of her craft. She will make you experience, erotic shock and sexual euphoria. She’ll make you feel like you’re mingling with the gods.

That was the best fuck ever. I’m not sure if I can even walk. This woman is Pussy Heiser.

by P.Stretcher Space Cowboy October 4, 2023

Mr. Hesser

Mr. Hesser is whiz at math, is tall and slender, but aside from his math skills, he says the stupidest things. If you ever meet a Mr. Hesser, keep clear, because he'll annoy you to no end. He isn't very good with kids, and he's a soda drinker.

Guy #1: Oh that guy is really retarded so he must be a Mr. Hesser!
Guy #2: I know I heard he only buys his stuff at garage sales.

by lizalizard April 18, 2014