hemaroid hitman

A guy who loves to have anal sex, this can be with gay or straight couples if you think about it..

Angie: My ass is still killig from last night.

Louise: Why? what did you do you dirty cow?

Angie: David rammed me all night, i thik he might be gay. He's a total hemaroid hitman.

by Bam Voyage June 21, 2008

hematolagnia

a blood fetish, or a severe infatuation with blood or anything pertain to it i.e. the heart and blood vessels

dude I have a hematolagnia like I just can't get enough blood

by honeybee512 August 18, 2017

Hemali

Such a sweet girl with a good heart:)

Hemali

by Hiiamjay February 26, 2021

Heismanned

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.

Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!

by Jolly Old Saint Prick March 14, 2003

Hemangi

A gorgeous girl with a breath taking smile. She is really crazy but she has a big and is very caring. She truly is one of a kind.

Do you know Hemangi?
Yeah, she is gorgeous

by idkmybffjill? February 28, 2009

Heman Ho

A Heman Ho is dangerously funny, sexy, honest, confident, and every girl would want him. No competition will get into his way. He has breathtaking eyes and a beautiful smile. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Every guy wants to be him and every girl wants him.

Are you a Heman Ho, because you are extremely hot

by Im lacking juice April 24, 2019

hemail

When a person turns a simple email into an ongoing discourse on the subject with ever-escalating levels of "clarification" with each reply-all. Often accompanied by a growing list of email participants.

See also: Mansplaining

I emailed him to ask if he wanted fish for dinner. It became a family hemail covering wild caught vs farm raised fish, commercial overfishing, and territorial waters. I just wanted to know if he wanted salmon or shrimp and now his mom isn't speaking to me. So, we're having soup.

by SighGuy April 18, 2023