herpintangle

When one has so many herpes that they just become a tangled mess

man sarah fucks so much her herpes must be herpentangled

by Pip E. Burn March 26, 2005

herpster

An imitation Hulk Hogan, except 1.5 feet shorter, donning pink apparel, spreading herpes to unknowing partners at rock concerts.

Gina has to take pills for the rest of her life after hanging out with that herpster, Drew.

by JesusSThompson August 23, 2008

Herpis

The worst kind of herpes.

Jack got the herpis from the cheer leader in the R.V.

by Zebrasrock January 25, 2019

Herapist

A sexual therapist.

they help you talk about sex and dirty jokes.
May help lose virginity.
Will give advice on best positions!

Girl 1: I went to the local herapist and he was an animal! I gotta go again!
Girl 2: OMG I was thinking of going there!
Girl 1: I've been naughty!

by 1 Cool Guy January 26, 2020

Herpititis

When you start losing your hearing from one of your ears and constantly bleeding from your nose caused by evil witches casting a spell mostly common in third world countries this spell will rot your penis

‘Yo man just came back from a hammam but I be feeling a bit deaf on my left ear’

‘Could be herpititis bro you need to check that out’

by ItsFunnyCosHisFat February 3, 2020

Herpititus

A hoe’ish disease

Man I bet that bitch got herpititus

by Jeffrythemfpimp July 15, 2022

Herpastifilitis

This is a disease that only one person has, but it is very contagious. Don't get to close to someone with herpastifilitis.

Person 1: I'm gonna sit here.
Person 2: No! The person next to you has herpastifilitis

by DestroyerArc January 9, 2023