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Hermaphrodite

Person with both male and female sexual reproductive organs.
Skyler: “That Prius driving, ass eating, dick sucking, bike riding asshole John has got to be a hermaphrodite, dud.”
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How does a hermaphrodite get a sex change
by matt July 15, 2004
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I am the real Hermaphroditicus. I am a close childhood friend of Hermaphroditus, who was the child of the god Hermes and goddess Aphrodite. I fell into the lake of Salmacis, becoming who I am today.

I am not a goddess. There is no "holiday" where I scale anyone's minge mountain. That does sound kind of comical, though. I would not do it. I might if it looked like a theme park ride, but if you tricked me into your bedroom by telling me it was really a themepark ride, I would be very very upset. So don't. I have been through that already with the "it's just a lake" bit with Salmacis.

I have nothing to do with anyone's pregnant girlfriend "praying" to me to visit her and undo her situation. I have never visited anyone in regard to such a thing. You are confusing me with Dykodite (pronounced DYKE-oh-DIE-tee). She is the female child of Aphrodite that ran away, you don't really hear about her often. We had enough of her lesbitude. We suspect she is the one visiting girls if there really is someone doing this as the previous commenter indicated. Thank you have a good day.
Sayeth Hermaphroditicus, "that she-dog Dykodite would try to frame me like this."
by hermaphroditicus May 13, 2009
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omg u hermaphrodite!
stfu!
by SmOOke WeeD February 7, 2005
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Someone who has parts we both can enjoy
Who stole all my tightie whities? ..oh
It must be hermaphrodite...YAAAAAH!
by Nick May 7, 2005
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shinsei moggie looks so funny that
we can't tell if he a boy or a girl so
he must be a hermaphrodite
by shinsei moggie January 12, 2003
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Hermaphroditic

When one makes sexual advances towards oneself. Often wrongly labeled as gay.
-'Dude, stop groping your own ass.'
-'But Im so sexy!'
-'Thats so hermaphroditic!'
by watevrr October 27, 2008
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