herbal essences

A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.

(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!

Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.

by Lorelili December 29, 2007

hera

a pretty looking woman. has a voice thats always the bestest and soothing in a group of people. Befriends only cool people and people love her.

"Man, i love that girl, she's such a hera!"

by youaremymoonpie August 27, 2009

herban guerilla

Drug dealer, specifically marijuana. Usually denotes a small timer who isn't much of a problem, just an annoyance.

Have you seen James? He's a true herban guerilla, doesn't sell more than dub sacks but you can find him nearly anywhere you could want to smoke.

by jellywerker February 8, 2009

Hera

A generous and hard-working person. A Hera is always going to be honest and faithful with her loving ones and no-loving ones. She will never be angry or hate someone even though their exes of hers because she has a very beautiful heart and soul. Hera will always be there for you no matter what. Also a Hera is sensitive and her heart can break easily, once someone breaks physically something of hers, is also broken. A Hera is very difficult to find, easy with love to keep, and impossible to forget. A Hera is very well-known to have the most beautiful smile ever existed as well. Love to Hera!

-Hi Harry why are you so happy today?
-Me and Hera are together now, I'm the luckiest man alive!
-Congratulations. I wish one day to find a Hera as well.

by holy.sqne November 21, 2019

Hecatia Lapislazuli

The funny extra touhou boss of LoLK/Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom, probably goes to Hot Topic, friends with Junko and master of Clownpiece, the strongest touhou character to date, has three forms, goddess of hell, will probably beat you up, hates chang'e, and can access the dream world, let this bitch into lostword right now.

A : Bro how the fuck have they not added Hecatia Lapislazuli into lostword yet??
B : Having that Hot Topic shopper in lostword would be fucking overpowered

by The Rat in Your Attic February 18, 2022

Hecate

Magical Greek Spectral Goddess of the Ghosts, Phantoms, Shadows and Demons

Hecate is a great help to summon to spirits and dark magic

by Mighty-Erick June 1, 2009

Herbal Essences

A shampoo brand.

"omg!!! have u tried this new shampoo??? its called herbal essences and it works w o n d e r s !"

"Get the fuck away from me, Karen, before I call the police."

by Doggen September 8, 2019