give your sweatshirt to your gf and kiss her and cuddle her🤝💜

give your gf a sweatshirt kiss her and cuddle her on december 6th or the 5th

bf:i’m going to kiss you and give you this and cuddle you all day

gf:why
bf:doesn’t matter
give your sweatshirt to your gf and kiss her and cuddle her🤝💜

by yourmom112 December 4, 2019

She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

Hahe bri u thought.

Friend: Roast me
She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

by Ur dads milk January 26, 2022

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021

If you ate her SAINT her

Spoil your gf/lady/mrs if you ate her aka gave her cunnilingus;

It is a spin-off of the phrase, 'If you hate her SAINT her';

You can also say this phrase in response to the infamous quote: "If you adore her, Dior her."

"If you ate her SAINT her"

"And even if you ate her, SAINT her!"

Even if you ate her, SAINT her...

by Aamich August 7, 2024

r lets her dog eat her out

r let her pum get eaten by a dog

r lets her dog eat her out
ew have you seen the picture of r dog eating her out poor dog

by imnt0real June 19, 2023