Helsinki moment

The moment in which even your biggest fans suddenly realize you are a total fraud.

Historians point to that press conference as the 45th president's Helsinki moment.

by wonderdog4 July 18, 2018

Helton

The most awesomest last name in the whole world. You wish you were one of them. They really rock your socks and are SO much better then the Hiltons.

The Helton's are the shit

by S to the amantha July 7, 2008

I'm Helping

The utterance of a mentally retarded employee in a fast food commerical from the 80s. Used ironically to signify the utter unhelpfullness of the help being offerend. Repopularized in the Bizzaro episode of Sealab 2021.

After spraying wasp poison in your friend's eye in an attempt to drive away a bee: I'm helping!

by Bizzaro Poot August 26, 2006

Helaina

A very pretty name for a very pretty girl. Helainas tend to impress everyone around themselves with little or no effort, and they give the room great vibes. Helainas are have a charming and cheesy sence of humor, they have great taste in movies, and they'll steal your heart as soon as you make eye contact with them.

We should go see a movie tonight
Is there going to be a Helaina there?
I think so
Kai im in.

by catlover1234567890 January 25, 2011

helsinki hand grenade

when someone is fingering someone elses ass hole and inserts their entire fist and then spreads it out, causing the other person to feel like something exploded inside them like a hand grenade.

That girl made me mad last night so i gave her the helsinki hand grenade.

by Dale P. Johnson March 23, 2008

Mates helping mates

Homosexual activity disguised as "male bonding".

"Did you hear that Chad and Nathan got drunk and beat each other off?"

"I didn't know they're gay!"

"They're not gay....Thats just mates helping mates, you know?"

by Toddoo May 26, 2007

hilting

As in sword swallowing,all the way to the hilt.Also in blow jobs deep throating.

Alex likes to go hilting,he says it's yum.

by T BAGGER T July 17, 2006