Helen Keller 

A sexual act in which a male uses the hand of an unconscious (ie. deaf and blind) female to manually give himself a hand job.

I was feeling horny last night but my girlfriend was too drunk to stay awake and have sex so I just helped myself to a Helen Keller.

Helen Keller by fulfreez August 16, 2010

Helen Keller 

when ur getting head from a girl and u bust ur load in her eyes and ears so she cant see or hear and then you can take advantage of her the rest of the night

she was suckin the python and i jizzed in her eyes and ears and fucked her 6 times in the next half hour. Yea i Helen Kellered that bitch.

Helen Keller by therealtsquared December 29, 2010

helen keller 

It's a shot where a bartender faces the liquor bottles and closes their eyes. They grab two random bottles and poor them into a shot.

I'm so drunk right now, I don't care what I have. Oh bar keep, get me a Helen Keller.

helen keller by Miller Time September 12, 2006

Helen Keller 

When you blow a load in a chick's eye and make her go blind temporarily.

Guy: Oh shit! I just gave you a Helen Keller!

Helen Keller by Tlaloc December 10, 2007

Helen Keller 

When a girl is passed out, she might as well be deaf and blind, and then you masturbate on her.

MBC was passed out on her bed from a long day of drinking and big luv came into the room and gave her the helen keller!!

Helen Keller by Big Luv and Happy March 2, 2008

Helen Keller 

A sexual position, involving a minimum of 5 people (4 of which are men), where each man chooses an eye or ear. Then they ejaculate in each eye and ear, causing the semen recipient be deaf, blind, "dumb", and covered in semen. Just like Helen Keller.

My mom is in town. Round up the bros! We're gonna Helen Keller this bitch!

Helen Keller by inthePoopShoot March 30, 2009

Helen Keller 

A Hellen Keller is when your girl is giving head, pull out at the last minute and pop a load in her eyes, then karate chop her in her windpipe.

I Helen Kellered my girl last night, thats why she's still choking, damn Helen Keller.

Helen Keller by Vaginal Secret October 3, 2009