Helaraptorationastoluacuoleosisyzzitis

A medical condition meaning u have stage 1, 2, 3, and 4 of cancer all at the same time while having a deadly cold whilst also having a heart attack,
Helaraptorationastoluacuoleosisyzzitis also has a 100% chance of death and there are no possible cures of it, but dont worry the only way you can get helaraptorationastoluacuoleosisyzzitis is by eating 10 dogs or if it runs in the family which only has a 0.00000000001% chance.

i have helaraptorationastoluacuoleosisyzzitis.

by Henrythegerman June 13, 2023

Bad hearing

Something a Ms Eminem Bumshit has.

*bell rings*
Eminem: When is the bell going to ring?
Person: Didn’t you hear is ring?
Eminem: I know, I can’t believe it is spring.
People: She has bad hearing

by Hehwe September 7, 2023

hearings

it is a kind of meeting, organized by the government before making a decision.In general, some related public are informed to attend the hearings to discuss the affairs and provide their suggestions. and after the hearings, the authority make a decision.

for example,if the goverment decide to raise the price of the taxi, it is essential to hold hearings.

by netfree August 26, 2006

Helaina

A very pretty name for a very pretty girl. Helainas tend to impress everyone around themselves with little or no effort, and they give the room great vibes. Helainas are have a charming and cheesy sence of humor, they have great taste in movies, and they'll steal your heart as soon as you make eye contact with them.

We should go see a movie tonight
Is there going to be a Helaina there?
I think so
Kai im in.

by catlover1234567890 January 25, 2011

hilarical

Something that is both hilarious and hysterical, hence hilarical.

Tom: And then she crashed her car for a seventh time in one day.
Me: Oh shit, that's hilarical

by The Doughboy November 6, 2008

selective hearing

one posseses this quality when they hear only what they would like to hear.

"Jimmy, do the laundry and the you can go to the movies."

"Sweet! I can go to the movies!"

"AFTER YOU DO THE LAUNDRY!"

"What? You never said i had to do the laundry."

"I swear, you have selective hearing"

by amrgkm January 29, 2009

Hilaribad

Something that is hilarious and bad at the same time.

Teacher: This is your third time you didn't do your homework, James. Come to my class at lunch, we need to have a serious talk.

Observer Student 1: Rofl, James got owned!
Observer Student 2: LOL, seriously, that was hilaribad!

by Hansoo November 2, 2008