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hilarian 

My sister came up with this word to describe me when she was about eight years old. It is a portmanteau combining "hilarious" and "comedian." It is used sarcastically conveying the idea that "although you think you're funny, you're not."
Dude: Jack be not nimble; Jack be not quick; Jack couldn't jump over that there candlestick.
Bro: Hilarious, dude.
Dude: I'm a poet, I knows it.
Bro: Yeah, you're a real hilarian.
hilarian by J No Period November 4, 2020
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hilariate 

to make someone laugh, usually uproariously; generally caused by a hilarious statement or action.
"LOLZ, shaniqua, you hilariate me!!1"
hilariate by dacoolsta August 13, 2006

hilarical 

Uncontrollably funny! A combination of:hilarious AND hysterical.
That joke about your boss was HILARICAL!
hilarical by SScarlet January 6, 2008

Hilarial 

When a situation is funny, but even more funny than hilarious.
Chelsea: "Oh my god, look, that chick just stacked it on the tent pegs!"
Isabella: "Haha, that's so hilarial!"
Hilarial by ChelseaVolturi April 10, 2009

hilarballs 

Slang for a type of raucous laughter in which the balls jiggle uncontrollably. Can be experienced by a woman if her breasts (i.e. female balls) also jiggle uncontrollably.
That picture of the Spotted Dick you sent me was hilarballs! My testicles still hurt.
hilarballs by OmniArtis November 26, 2010

Hilarialols 

Something that is both Hilarious and also receives much LOLage.
Dude, have you seen The Hangover?
Yeah man, that shit is Hilarialols
Hilarialols by He-Man88 October 7, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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