Heifer Dan

Used to describe something that is exceptional. When wow or cool just doesn't work.

Did you see the Heifer Dan homerun Bradly hit last night?

Heifer Dan by Teacherdude September 14, 2019

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Heifer Dust

Slang for non-dairy creamer. (ie: a heifer is a cow that has not had a calf yet so it cannot produce liquid milk but it will produce milk one day)

Pass the heifer dust for my coffee

Heifer Dust by Tis69 December 29, 2010

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When the trunk of a truck carries a bunch of woman and the truck breaks down because of the weight of the "Heifers"

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Giving a girl head in a cow pasture.

"Yo bro, Tom gave her head in the cow pasture! He's such a fucking Heifer Fluffer!"

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The dust that accumulates on, and around an old, fat, virgins vagina due to lack of use.

I was so desperate that I almost slept with this old fat chick, but then I saw how much heifer dust she had.

Heifer Dust by JimmyElrah November 13, 2011

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Come on over and will hang in the heifer hideaway.
It’s not a she shed it’s a heifer hideaway. No chickens allowed.

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