heeling

The sexual act of penetrating the vagina with your heel. Works best if the penetrator has tiny feet and the penetratee has a monster cunt.

Man I went home with this smokin' hot girl last night but when it got time to do the no-pants-dance, I couldn't get a grip in her vajayjay! So heeling was the only way...

by heeling-connoisseur September 22, 2011

Heaning

Having a quality that provokes irritation and distaste. Also used as a verb denoting anything that will have the same effect. Originally from Heaning Mislet.

What was it like at the Post Office? Absolutely heaning, I had to queue for 30 minutes.

by bodhisattvan September 16, 2009

heeling it

The act of appearing to be busy when working From home by bumping the computer mouse with the heel of your foot as it sits on your coffee table or other foot rest. This allows you to relax with your feet up and watch T.V. or read while still appearing to be active and hard at work.

John was "available" on IM, but didn't respond when I messaged him. Considering there is an afternoon ballgame today, he's probably heeling it.

by fatsheldon April 22, 2009

Heeping

An extended amount of time.

Will you shut up and forget about phone sex for a heeping minute

by Nicole_Gina July 14, 2010

Henning

To sit on the toilet with clothes on prior to releasing your bowls. The point of this act is to heat the toilet seat up, like a hen sits on eggs to warm them.

1: Dude you can't shit with your pants on.
2: Dude, shut the fuck up, I'm henning.
1: AHHH FUCK, the seat's cold!

by chaddwards March 27, 2010

heeling it down

In a large party house full of guys, toilet paper can be scarce, forcing the inhabitants to shower off after pooping. Laziness causes the guys to poop in the shower, coining the phrase, " heeling it down", pertaining to yesterday's top ramen and taco bell.

I really hate having to poop and then take a shower afterwards. "Heeling it down" saves a lot of time.

by mister kool November 6, 2012

hueningkailvr

Hueningkailvr is a tiktoker who is obsessed with Kai Kamal Huening of the group Tommorow x Together and they were lucky to get the username and also they do amazing content

Person 1:Do you know Hueningkailvr?
Person 2:Yes!She is my Best friend!

by Amelia1234txt December 19, 2020