Hawthorne

a neighborhood around the outskirts of Baltimore City, it used to be a good quite place...now its an addict infested paradise filled with drugs and whores. But, on the bright side, you will not find a greater amount of diversity anywhere else besides baltimore. smoking, drinking, and being a stoner are a must down here, it is a way of life and death. Its filled with scene kids, preps, emos, goths, juggalos, rednecks and so on...and let's not mention the constant drama and fights. The police swarm this place making it hotter than hell, when there is really no true need (honestly)...you see dealers, thugs, and loser native americans everywhere...there are people who keep it real, but there are also alot of stuck up motherfuckers (GOD THEY NEVER GO AWAY)...the rats wonder the streets day and night, it is junk-filled, dirty, and trashy...but it is where I lay my head and call home

Guy: wanna fuck?
Girl: well we can't go to my crib
Guy: can't go to mine eithers
Girl: hmm?
Guy: hey i got an idea!
Girl: huh
Guy: why don't we go up to Hawthorne and fuck in the woods
Girl: sounds like a good idea!

by lalalucifer January 16, 2009

hawthorne

blue collar white people
hamlet consisting of construction workers, cops, and firemen
pretty boring place, not much to do, rows of hoses and small buildings, and many many guidos
only good place to go is white plains a mile away for malls

Dude, wanna chill in hawthorne ?

Nah bro, mad boring there...

by keow March 3, 2008

The Hawthornator

No one knows the orgin of this reclusive super-hero. Her super-power is an elevated form of dyslexia which she uses to solve crimes and root out evil.
Her faithful sidekick The Spack assists her as well as he is able despite being severly mentally retarded. His only solice is an incredible talent for playing the great highland bagpipes.
The Hawthornator's fatal weakness is an aversion to playing pool and a hatred of all things pool related.
The Hawthornator's arch-nemesis is her brother Buzz. A rapist by proffesion spending his nights prowling the street of Glenelg.
She is also cursed with the sheep-rapist and World of Warcraft addict Eachann as a brother.

Was it a bird? Was it a Plane? No it was The Hawthornator and her retarded side-kick!

by The Ginger Piper December 4, 2010

F.R haythorne

A school full of dipshits and whores who make more clouds out of their mouth then the entire province of B.C. This is surely the place if you want all your remaining brain cells to be murdered

Guy: Oh shit you go to F.R haythorne that’s almost as bad as killing yourself

by Eat my pussy fart November 24, 2021

Gale Hawthorne

**May Contain Spoilers**

A character from the Trilogy The Hunger Games, who is portayed as Katniss Everdeen's best friend/hunting partner in the first book.

In the second book, Gale and Katniss become sorta romantic-ish but not really, and Peeta is the same ole Peeta.
In the Third book, Gale becomes a prostitute after pretending to be Katniss's best friend forever/romantic interest.

Gale Hawthorne was described as very handsome, no wonder he turned out to be a man-whore.

I actually thought he had some depth in him.

(Actually he gets a job at District 2)

by The Hunger Games August 26, 2010

Hawthorne heights

One of the last great vestages of old emo glory.

however they seem to be evil these days telling people to collect both covers of their new CD, but their badass attempts at attacking the rap world is enough to make me love them more.

And i know what your thinking Omgz dis kidz an emo fag who likes this stupid band, well fuck you i have my own opinion of what I listen too, and Your gonna think your accomplishing something by trying to vote this entry down, you will not destroy HH. and if you rate this bad your only proving my point

loser: HAWZTHORBZ HEITHZ IZ THE SUXORZ

Me: hey do you listen to feminem or shitty cent or britney spears?

Loser: uhh yes

Me: go to hell Hawthorne heights is more talented than any rapper, or even fall out boy.

Loser: duh me brain hurty! (exploads)

by Jay pee July 7, 2006

Hawthorne Heights

Possibly the worst band ever. A mediocre singer and one of the worst screamers in the existance of music. They also have the worst lyrics I've ever heard, which is quite an accomplishment, considering Fallout Boy are still around.

One of the producers of "The Silence In Black and White" was so embarrassed by the cd that he had his name taken off of the credits. True story.

by like it really matters...? September 18, 2005