harpy rape

v.- the act of cursing out or giving a strong tongue lashing as performed by a harpy. It is usually incredibly high pitched, and doesn't always make a lot of sense to the rapee or any onlookers.

Guy 1: Gena, those boots make you look like a prostitute.
Gena: What the f**k is your f*****g problem did you have cheetos and ketchup for lunch or something?!?
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Oh dude, you just got harpy raped.

by Stonyvertabrate Biscuit February 10, 2009

Harasyn

A guy who is very interested in computers, some say they take computers to the next level and find it an addiction. Would have a relationship with it if they could. Are often greasy.

Hi I'm a Harasyn

by tellafriend January 20, 2011

HARPS

Acronym for Holy Awesome Righteous Penis Syndrome, in other words a completely mind blowing package, a male member that is ballin outta control, junk that wont stop pleasuring, a dynamic dick, an epic cock, a hella bomb wang, an unstoppable bulge held back only by medically prescribed boxers, a schlong of unmeasured proportions, a simple look at a HARPS penis will send a woman rolling in ecstasy. This syndrome is difficult to live with due to the common mistake of hearing "herps" instead of "HARPS" in loud surroundings and keeping girls conscious after taking your pants off

Last night Luke got pantsed at the pool, unfortunately no one knew he had HARPS and now Tammy is in an orgasmic comma

by SpreadHARPSnotHerps July 25, 2011

hapsy

a delightful combination of feeling both happy and tipsy.

I'm feeling so hapsy right now!!

by Chreeesta October 1, 2008

Harpy

Fukin annoying little shits that knock you off your tower pre hardmode in terraria

Person 1:i hate when i get killed by a harpy
Person 2:i know right i also hate those pieces of shit

by HarpyHater26 March 8, 2021

Harpsichord

A Baroque era instrument that sounds like two skeletons copulating on a tin roof.

The intro on that song is played on a harpsichord.

by Raayvhen May 9, 2010

harpsicon

another name for the harpsichord used in 17th century England.

"...there being a gentlewoman there that did play well and sang well to the Harpsicon, and very merry we were."
- from the Diary of Samuel Pepys, 29 April, 1661

by samp April 28, 2012