by mysterypaul June 25, 2007
poon. 1. Verb. a person that sticks poons and gets up close and personal to get pussy because pussy smells like fish.
2. Noun. penis, the actual object used to stick the poons
2. Noun. penis, the actual object used to stick the poons
tyler- hey i harpooned some pussy last night
lee b.- yeah my harpoon is 10 inches long and i harpooned somebody in an elevator with it
(entire 9th grade)- lee shet the hell up your a dumbass
lee b.- yeah my harpoon is 10 inches long and i harpooned somebody in an elevator with it
(entire 9th grade)- lee shet the hell up your a dumbass
by episcopal pimp February 1, 2005
Incessantly tickling or poking in order to provoke squirming and giggling. Harpooning usually occurs when it is least expected; while watching a movie, chatting, swimming, making out, or kayaking.
by Jorge Patteson November 1, 2010
1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.
2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
1.
SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.
2.
The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.
SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.
2.
The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.
by Mickey Nation February 8, 2007
phrase
usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
by mr. dickerson May 18, 2007
When someone lays face down on the living room floor and then proceeds to aggressively sleepfinger their butthole.
Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.
While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
by SpaceJoshtin February 9, 2014
When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.
by Well_it's_true April 8, 2010