The Harper Stare

An ability bestowed only upon those of the Harper bloodline. Involving intricate positioning of the facial muscles and eyes, the Harper Stare has the ability to strike fear into the hearts of men and women alike. It is said that those who fall victim to the Harper Stare become immediately immobilized mentally. Bravery turns to cowardice. Victory instantly turns to defeat. In modern times, those possessing the ability of the Harper Stare have a biological "I win button".

Guy: WHY DID YOU SMASH MY CAR AND BURN DOWN MY HOUSE? IM CALLING THE COPS ON YOU!!
Harper: *Harper Stare*
Guy: why...did...i...smash my car and....burn...my house down? I...should call the police on myself.
God: The Harper Stare has taken control.

by victimoftheharperstare September 30, 2011

Steve Harvey

black Dr. Phil

Hey, is that black Dr. Phil ? No, man it's just Steve Harvey.

by SpideyPlayz January 7, 2019

Harley Quinn

The Joker's on again off again girlfriend/side kick. When she's not with The Joker she can probably be found with Poison Ivy or Red as refered to by Harley. She used to be a clinical phychiatrist at Arkham Asylum until she fell in love with her patient The Joker. Ever since then she's led a life of crime, and has been in and out of Arkham herself. She refers to The Joker as Puddin or Mista J.

Joker: Harley where are my grenade marbles!
Harley Quinn: You left em in the car Puddin!

by Alice in Wonderlandd February 27, 2010

harvey petito

world wide model and super star. Who made his claim to fame with his hit song baby by Justin Bieber. born and raised in the down under specifically the state of Melbourne. Quite the ladies mans and also gets a few mans as well. Can be seen on target billboods across the continent. also was in a ad for cheese wear he is seen taking a cheeky little bite. Is an icon thats legacy will live on.

"You look sexy today."
"yeah you could say im a harvey petito"

by sexyharveyboy101 July 19, 2018

Harpenden

The most amazing place EVER.

Fegus: So, where are you from?
Agatha: Harpenden.
Fergus: (In awe) Wow.

by annabananathesafetybanner May 5, 2009

Mall Harpy

1) Sales people usually employed at the mall that get in your face to buy their stuff and test their products on you without your permission; commission based harpies will usually swarm you.


2) Retailers who don't understand "no."

"I was going through cosmetics at Dillards and was jumped by a bunch of mall harpies."


"When walking by a kiosk a mall harpy sprayed me with perfume."

by Chick Geek April 10, 2009

Jacob Harper

The funniest Fedora wearing person on the planet, he believes that batman can beat Goku, and he is correct. Also is the sexiest person ever created

Wow Jacob Harper sure is the funniest person on the planet, also batman negs Goku

by Mini P.E.K.K.A October 2, 2021