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Harold Camping

Harold Camping, 89 years old man, who predicted that the world will end on May 21st, 2011 (Rapture 2011). He predicted that the world will come to an end before, in 1994, but had said it was a miscalculation and that it would be on May 21st, 2011 instead.

On May 21st, when the world did not ended, Harold was nowhere to be seen. Rumors has it is that he is hiding from his followers.

Especially Camping’s followers will be demanding an explanation as they had put all their faith in Camping’s prediction, quitting jobs, selling their possessions and donating all their money to support the Doomsday campaign.
Harold Camping: The world is going to be in a chaos that it will make Japan's earthquake look like Sunday school picnic. IT IS RAPTURE 2011!
by RustySpoon3r June 21, 2011
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Harmoni

The most beautiful and captivating woman you will ever know. She's fun to be around, doesn't act like a "girly girl", and isn't afraid to get in a bitch's face when necessary!

Everything you could ask for in a woman, she's the whole package!

Oh, and she's also freakishly amazing when the lights go out!
"Didn't you hear? Harmoni almost beat that bitch's ass at that party!"

"Yeah, man, luckily she got yanked away or some bitch would be faceless right now."
by LongRod McIronCock March 18, 2013
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Harmonie

Harmonie: easy to fall in love with, Beautiful/hot, Class Bunker, Intelligent, Has one of the best personalities ever, caring, and is loved by everyone <3
I love harmonie!
Harmonie's one of the coolest people ever!
by RyanGTR February 10, 2019
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Harold Park

During the experimental detonation of a gamma bomb, scientist Mr.Park, Harold's father, rushed to save a teenager who has driven onto the testing field. Pushing the teen into a trench, Mr.Park himself was caught in the blast, absorbing massive amounts of radiation. He awakened later in an infirmary, seeming relatively unscathed, but when he got his wife pregnant his son transformed into a lumbering grey form that breaks through the wall and has "excessive anger".

Furthermore Harold Park began weight-training at two. He was awarded the title of Mr. Universe at age 4 and went on to win the Mr. Olympia contest a total of seven times. Park has remained a prominent face in the bodybuilding sport long after his retirement, and has broken several walls, and faces.
1) Oh damn! There goes Harold Park smashing through walls again!

2) Harold Park quickly became angry at inanimate objects for being lazy.

3) Look, it's typical Harold Park punching people in the face.
by THE HAROLD August 10, 2009
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Harold Lauder

A character from Stephen King's novel, "The Stand". He masturbates bitterly at one part of the story.
A description of Harold Lauder's actions from The Stand:

"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.

She didn't wake.

He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)
by Godzilla himself April 4, 2010
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Harrold Middle School

A piece of junk that several hundred unlucky students have to attend. A synonym is prison. You get ISS for no reason and detention is given out like candy.

Seeing rapists outside of this place isn't rare.

Everyone smells like horse tits and has zits on their eyes.

You learn nothing in any class and you'll be lucky to make it out without getting an STD.

Every girl breaks the dress code just to try and look cool.

Boys dream about their future times in the high school smoking pot.

That's all she wrote..
James: "Hey did you fail that Science test?"

Peter: "Of course! This is Harrold Middle School"

or...
by 12345monkeys May 26, 2013
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bone thugs n harmony

without a doubt the best group to ever spit on the mic. and everyone who hates on them, can go to hell
went platinum ever since E put us down, been the talk of the town, them long bud
by DJ Incline January 16, 2004
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